Recent content by beepbobit

I forget if this was a thing when they took away the shout box, but are we supposed to write a new forum post whenever the servers are down for us? Like the server is down for me right now, says that the Authentication servers are down for maintenance when I try to log in, but there is no longer...

So, I already put this apology on the "RP of the Century" post but here it is in a separate post so that more people will be able to find it. Look. The reason I didn't let those people back out, is because I wanted to have a fun battle. With the numbers you showed, look how easily tim would've...

The time has come. The lines have been set. The war must begin. Tim's forces have arrived in the vale of Erebor, and set up camp to begin their siege. Inside Erebor, Thu's allies have been preparing for some time. They no doubt will be able to hold out for many months, if not years. On the other...

We're reached a dilemma. Build is coming out great, Osgiliath is getting better and better every day. However, we've reached a problem. No one is on build anymore. Now, we're not making any more progress. So, Only has agreed to get more people on it If you were accepted, and want to be...

So, I'm just gonna keep the results to one thread so we can save space on the forums and not spam. I have a couple of announcements First, we can officially declare the Rivendell election closed as the majority of people agree it is. So, the results The Dale/Laketown vote has not yet been...

I Realize you might call it corruption, but in this case the applicants are already in and I'm just writing up the voting thing. I apologize to anyone who thinks its corrupt that I'm 'making the election and running in it' but I tried my best to keep it as unbiased as possible Here are the...

Here are the applicants who are in this election: Please vote for the person you think would make the best king of Dale. The second place persons will be Master of Laketown, sort of a puppet leader though as Dale still rules for the most part, he would simply control the trade and other...

Here is the link the the previous thread about elections. http://www.empirewar.org/forum/page/2/m/5312442/viewthread/13220325-elections-master-laketown-nominate-yourself#p70945445 Turns out, the master doesn't really rule as much anymore as the king of Dale rules for the most part. So, here's...

So, recently, some have complained of my 'dictatorship' like 'control' of who rules what. To prove to you that this is untrue, as it always has been, I would like to publicly put the power in the hands of the people once again with the next democratic elections ('Murica), that of the Master of...

Hello people of EmpireWar I just wanted to announce that, after the conclusion of the Tournament of the Haradhrim, the NEW KING OF THE HARADHRIM IS BENJAMINI!!! He will be referred to as: BENJAMINI, HIGH CHIEFTAIN OF THE HARADHRIM, LORD OF THE ELEPHANTS bwninja, who came in second place, is now...

I haven't written a story in a while, so I thought I'd make a quick one and post it here. Hope you enjoy it. PS, no I don't only write stories involving my own death An Unexpected Pilgrimage, based on true events. One day, beepbobit was fighting in the battle of Helm’s Deep. He decided to join...

Ok so here's an interesting poll for you to fill out. Feel free to comment below if I missed any good reports. I certainly had fun flipping through these, there are some hilarious shenanigans on this server Question: WHAT IS THE WORST/FUNNIEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN REPORTED FOR ON EMPIREWAR?

My friend Thu recently posted this. I agree with most of what he said, so I think everyone should read this again. Farmer locked the last thread, but I want everyone to know that these opinions are those of the bards. " Common complaint 1. "The Bards are always cluttering up the chat with...

I know this is like the 20000th update thread, but Should we download the update, or no? By that I mean, if I download, will I be able to play on the server, or no? Thanks

Hello, it's beep again, but this time I'm not talking about the bards. Recently on the server, I've noticed that a significant number of my arrows (including spears too) maybe around 5% (so, still significant if you think about how many arrows one shoots) are simply deflected off of my enemies...