SirOddspodge

Q: How do you do a good Ood costume?

A: Eat some ramen and barf it halfway up, then go about the day with your mouth hanging open!

For some odd reason, Whenever I see or cut A plain bagel, I think of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy,
Don't know why, just do.

A few days ago I was watching an episode of mythbusters, the one where they make a box explode with popcorn, And I saw all the popcorn kernels and a joke popped into My head, "The last time I saw THAT much kernal was at the World Losers Convention", But I quickly bit my tongue as I realized that saying that joke out loud would, in fact, make Me the loser.

I just got some kind of Korean Ginseng drink, It looked like piss, It had a weird root in it, But it tasted pretty good.

It's happend...
I've bloody run out of tea!