I.. Do not believe the first and third ever happened.. And if anyone is to ever read this, allow me to clarify that the second was torture, no rape, and it were vines actually.. As for professional shit-posting.. What specific rp?
I must admit, the first seems intriguing. The second sounds something like you would totally do, but why would you RP that without me, I cannot say. And the third, totally true. Even in TOR.