If I payed you to stick a tree... you could have just imgur.com'ed the message so we didn't have to see the whole chat, lel.
Takes work. And the entire msg was, "Taze, if I payed you to stick a tree up Warlord's ass while he slept, would you do it?"
Bloodsworn diplomats would like to buy a section of Acrea's former lands, preferably on the east and west coast.