...As "amusing" as it may be to you to post this little piece of literary pornography, I find it disgusting. There are hopefully a multitude of others who also find it disgusting; should there not be a significant number of those disgusted then my faith in humanity is all the more diminished. Regardless, it is disgusting and I would prefer if you do not proceed to engage in the composition of any more writings of the sort. Furthermore, if you need a fish to bite, then I suppose that you are experiencing either failures with women (not too surprising) or a small bout of bestiality, in which case I would suggest you see a psychologist, a pastor, and possibly a doctor to perform a castration before you make any hasty decisions with the local wildlife.