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A redhead that can accept my cynical jokes and sarcasm, done.

As long as she's loyal, funny, legal and attractive to me it's a go. I'm a simple man.

Zing

lmao

hi there nice to meet you

Why haven't we made babies yet.

Sounds like me, I'm a man tho x.x

Why not blonde?

Sounds like you need a dog x.x

Because they're either dumb, lesbian or Swedish.

I am male and neither of those 3

Although dogs are loyal indeed, it isn't legal and I'm not attracted to them, so I'll pass.

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-No age difference of more than 3-4 years (4's pushing it tbh) -Decent-looking (not to the point of obsession, but I would prefer a girl that takes the time to keep herself looking nice as opposed to falling into laziness) -Similar political beliefs in order to avoid relationship issues -Christian (marrying a nonbeliever is just ASKING for relationship problems down the road) -No STDs. Also preferably NOT infertile. -Not addicted to tobacco/drugs/alcohol -...I don't know if it's racist or not, but preferably not black. It's... I dunno. The cultural situation around here kinda begs the question of potential strife in the future, not to mention it just doesn't appeal to my tastes... meh -Actually a WOMAN, not a trans guy. I want a WIFE, dangit! -Willing to give her two cents, generally intelligent but not pushy. There's meant to be cooperation, not full-blown dominance by either half of the whole. -Financially smart (a.k.a. not going to spend it all on clothes/luxuries...) -Someone that I'm sure I want to spend the next 60-70-80 years of my life with. -Someone that I love and who loves me back all the more -A woman that can keep up with me in a semi-intellectual conversation -A woman who's not averse to a few kids (hey, I'm only asking for one or two here!) -A woman who will be kind enough to let me know when the period of DOOM is about to begin. -Somebody who will be content if we never make it into the big money. -Somebody that gets along with my own family (and has a family that doesn't hate me, preferably).

I feel your struggle.

Also, a sense of humor will probably be necessary.

I can assure that with this list you won't find love in your life

Why

When's the sextape?

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