This thread is where you post your Chuck Norris jokes.
I'll start:
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
I'll start:
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris Jokes
- Thread starter Lord Hamster
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stormray73
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You got it wrong. Chuck Norris don't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
-There was a street called Chuck Norris, no one walked across it, because no one crosses Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris threw a grenade, it killed 100 people, then the grenade exploded, it killed an additional 10 people
-Chuck Norris hears lightning and sees thunder
-Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy fighter jet by pointing his finger at it and saying "BANG!"
-Chuck Norris once killed a fly, then the whole fly species went extinct
-When Chuck Norris gets hurt, he doesn't cry, the World cries for him
-When Chuck Norris looks you in the eye, you end up blind
-Chuck Norris threw a grenade, it killed 100 people, then the grenade exploded, it killed an additional 10 people
-Chuck Norris hears lightning and sees thunder
-Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy fighter jet by pointing his finger at it and saying "BANG!"
-Chuck Norris once killed a fly, then the whole fly species went extinct
-When Chuck Norris gets hurt, he doesn't cry, the World cries for him
-When Chuck Norris looks you in the eye, you end up blind
EnderNicky
New member
I Chuck Norris looks at you, you look to see if he's looking at someone else because you don't think you are worthy of him looking at you.
These are all pretty bad
-What's Chuck Norris's favorite drink? Anything that has a kick in it.
-If you cross Chuck Norris, then I no one knows what will happen, cause no one crosses Chuck Norris
-When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he doesn't only break his mother's back
-When Chuck Norris calls, you can only accept, cause Chuck Norris cannot be denied
-If god causes earthquakes when he's angry, then Chuck Norris is god
-What's Chuck Norris's favorite drink? Anything that has a kick in it.
-If you cross Chuck Norris, then I no one knows what will happen, cause no one crosses Chuck Norris
-When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he doesn't only break his mother's back
-When Chuck Norris calls, you can only accept, cause Chuck Norris cannot be denied
-If god causes earthquakes when he's angry, then Chuck Norris is god
(Sry for double posting)
"Chuck norris has a bear carpet in his room, its not dead. Its just afraid to move."
"When the boggieman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
"Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris. Chuck let him off with a warning."
"Chuck norris has a bear carpet in his room, its not dead. Its just afraid to move."
"When the boggieman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
"Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris. Chuck let him off with a warning."
Chuck Norris once peed on a truck, that truck became Optimus Prime.
chuck norris has been dead for 20 years.
death has been trying to get enough courage to tell him.
death has been trying to get enough courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
When Chuck gets mad, the hulk turns into Bruce banner.