Everything is too damn high!

[RichUncle]

Everything is too damn high! I suggest we cut the top off everything tall, like Minas Tirith, Orthanc and the tower in Helm's Deep. What do you guys think?

 

[A Wandering Bard]

aye chop the top off of everything more than 64 blocks high

 

[Lord_Sauron_]

The stairs are too damn high!

 

[Lockrules]

You must be under this height to play empire war

Moved post to General (off-topic)

 

[A Wandering Bard]

in the words of master yoda "look at me, judge me by my size do you"

 

[iwasnumber4]

The views on this post is too damn high!

 

[RichUncle]

The worst thing of course, is what Lord_Sauron_ says. The stairs are too damn high! Being a troll most of the time, it's hard to get up narrow stairwells in moria with archers at the top.

 

[A Wandering Bard]

then the trolls will be too dam high! but if we don't the archers will still be too dam high!

 

[iwasnumber4]

Actually RichUncle there is a way around the stairs that Sauron showed me. If you would like to know, I will show you

 

[A Wandering Bard]

still the trolls will be too dam high! and to make matters worse the dam in isengard is too dam high!

 

[RichUncle]

But the dam in Isengard is only one dam high

 

[Lord_Sauron_]

The dam is one dam high!

The Secret Stairs are too damn high!

 

[A Wandering Bard]

aye its all too high! but wait if all that is too high does that mean we are too dam short???

 

[RichUncle]

We're too damn short! D:

 

[Lord_Sauron_]

On Isengard we are one dam short!

 

[A Wandering Bard]

what have i done now we are one dwarf short! darn you thorin always late

 

[RichUncle]

Thorin is too damn slow!

 

[A Wandering Bard]

and Gandalf is too dam tall! Why did he choose a Hobbit hole for the meeting place he always bonks his head on the chandelier

 

[Polaron]

What happened to this thread!!??

 

[A Wandering Bard]

it got too many dam posts!