Hello there! Are you sitting? Cause you should be standing, cause this news is revolutionary! Are you tired of walking around Minas Tirith, Minas Morgul, or Osgiliath?
We'll help is on the way with, Nazgul! Nazgul is the innovative new system of going around and fighting enemies! Designed by the scientists at Naz-tech they say; "The hell have we done... We've made a monster!" Doesn't that sound great?!? Anyways Nazgul is prices at the low price of twenty five thousand dollars! Such a deal comes along once in a millennia!
But sadly some families can't afford their very own Nazgul; so we're reaching out to these people, in specific, one tortured tired soul named Mack.
Now when Mack was very young he often wished he could have a Nazgul, he would get flyers about it and say to his father. "Look daddy! A Nazgul! Could I have one?" But every time he got the same response to his aspirations. "No Mack, now stop this youthfulness and work till your dead! You bring shame to our family." It was always the same... Mack would show his parents something he was proud of just to get completely rejected. "Daddy! I won the spelling Bee!" To his dad's reply of, "Spelling bee? Why didn't you win Spelling A? You bring shame to our family..." Every time it was the same, even Mack's best couldn't please his over demanding father. Mack's mother died in childbirth conceiving him, so he was raised by his father. When he turned eighteen his dad kicked him out of the house for not getting a scolership at Oxford. Saying things like; "Why you get Scolership to Kingston, Princeton, and Columbia? I want Yale or Oxford! Now I disown you!" Mack left home at seventeen to work his life away, when he got to Princeton everyone teased him that he didn't have a Nazgul. He got severily bullied and ended up drinking at the age of eighteen to forget his worries about the past as well as the present. He ended up driving drunk, killing a family of five as well as himself. Nobody will remember Mack, because nobody took the time to get to know him.
This has been a message from; MADD, YAB, and The Nazgul Fund.
Please donate to Mack to stop this spiral into madness.
Imma do dis like kickstarter and keep it updated as well as give prizes to those who donate.
2913/25000
Prizes are Listed Below!
1000= Sign saying that you donated to the Nazgul fund on DesiredCraft and on my Server.
2000= Sign saying that you donated+wallpaper with your character running from a Nazgul
4000=Sign saying that you donated+wallpaper+huge statue of yourself on my server
5000=Sign saying that you donated+wallpaper of your choice+Statue of your choice
8000+=Sign saying that you donated+wallpaper of your choice*Statue of your choice+Any pixel art thing you want! We can build it at incredible speed then send you the file!
post in comments if you wish to donate! And PM me when your on to make the transfer!
Thank you! -Mack
We'll help is on the way with, Nazgul! Nazgul is the innovative new system of going around and fighting enemies! Designed by the scientists at Naz-tech they say; "The hell have we done... We've made a monster!" Doesn't that sound great?!? Anyways Nazgul is prices at the low price of twenty five thousand dollars! Such a deal comes along once in a millennia!
But sadly some families can't afford their very own Nazgul; so we're reaching out to these people, in specific, one tortured tired soul named Mack.
Now when Mack was very young he often wished he could have a Nazgul, he would get flyers about it and say to his father. "Look daddy! A Nazgul! Could I have one?" But every time he got the same response to his aspirations. "No Mack, now stop this youthfulness and work till your dead! You bring shame to our family." It was always the same... Mack would show his parents something he was proud of just to get completely rejected. "Daddy! I won the spelling Bee!" To his dad's reply of, "Spelling bee? Why didn't you win Spelling A? You bring shame to our family..." Every time it was the same, even Mack's best couldn't please his over demanding father. Mack's mother died in childbirth conceiving him, so he was raised by his father. When he turned eighteen his dad kicked him out of the house for not getting a scolership at Oxford. Saying things like; "Why you get Scolership to Kingston, Princeton, and Columbia? I want Yale or Oxford! Now I disown you!" Mack left home at seventeen to work his life away, when he got to Princeton everyone teased him that he didn't have a Nazgul. He got severily bullied and ended up drinking at the age of eighteen to forget his worries about the past as well as the present. He ended up driving drunk, killing a family of five as well as himself. Nobody will remember Mack, because nobody took the time to get to know him.
This has been a message from; MADD, YAB, and The Nazgul Fund.
Please donate to Mack to stop this spiral into madness.
Imma do dis like kickstarter and keep it updated as well as give prizes to those who donate.
2913/25000
Prizes are Listed Below!
1000= Sign saying that you donated to the Nazgul fund on DesiredCraft and on my Server.
2000= Sign saying that you donated+wallpaper with your character running from a Nazgul
4000=Sign saying that you donated+wallpaper+huge statue of yourself on my server
5000=Sign saying that you donated+wallpaper of your choice+Statue of your choice
8000+=Sign saying that you donated+wallpaper of your choice*Statue of your choice+Any pixel art thing you want! We can build it at incredible speed then send you the file!
post in comments if you wish to donate! And PM me when your on to make the transfer!
Thank you! -Mack
