The EMPIRE WAR chronicle
Two new plagues!
BREAKING NEWS: Two plagues are currently being spread about EW, both very bad and harmful. Their names are HAD and N, or Helmsdeep-addiction-disorder, and noobism. HAD is when people scream in chat for helms deep, or ELITE donators vigorously always start a vote for helms deep. Noobism though, is entirely different. It is where a player is in the state of being a noob and asking stupid questions and being terrible at the game! If you see any symptoms, shout "ITS A 23-19!" and get away as quick as possible.
Pink temple progress
Well folks, if you haven't already noticed in minas tirith there is a particular house with.... PINK windows. Well that's right, the pink temple is starting to be re thought of! It is simply a memorial for in case the pink one shall ever come back again.
Name changes!
People are changing their names. Yep. Thats about it.
SCREEEE!
Yes folks, the nazgul count is going up by the day! Three new players have purchased nazgul already! Our meteorologists suggest "Eventually everyone will have nazgul", or "Tim will nerf it till everyone dies of sadness".
Shrek Python Barbie Fluffy thing Python thing
Three rare animals have been captured by photographers in Equestria at the pythonian lands. What will happen to them? 0.0
Two new plagues!
BREAKING NEWS: Two plagues are currently being spread about EW, both very bad and harmful. Their names are HAD and N, or Helmsdeep-addiction-disorder, and noobism. HAD is when people scream in chat for helms deep, or ELITE donators vigorously always start a vote for helms deep. Noobism though, is entirely different. It is where a player is in the state of being a noob and asking stupid questions and being terrible at the game! If you see any symptoms, shout "ITS A 23-19!" and get away as quick as possible.
Pink temple progress
Well folks, if you haven't already noticed in minas tirith there is a particular house with.... PINK windows. Well that's right, the pink temple is starting to be re thought of! It is simply a memorial for in case the pink one shall ever come back again.
Name changes!
People are changing their names. Yep. Thats about it.
SCREEEE!
Yes folks, the nazgul count is going up by the day! Three new players have purchased nazgul already! Our meteorologists suggest "Eventually everyone will have nazgul", or "Tim will nerf it till everyone dies of sadness".
Shrek Python Barbie Fluffy thing Python thing
Three rare animals have been captured by photographers in Equestria at the pythonian lands. What will happen to them? 0.0
