Many people have asked this deep, philosophical question, and I finally have an answer for them... This is what the Warg says!
Dog goes woof
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
and mouse goes squeak
Cow goes moo
Frog goes croak
and the elephant goes toot
Ducks say quack
and fish go blub
and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Warg say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
What the Warg say?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
What the Warg say?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
What the Warg say?
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
What the Warg say?
Big red eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing elves
and slaughtering dwarves
Shredding paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is Black
So terrible
Like an deamon in disguise
But if you meet
a friendly orc
Will you communicate by
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
o-o-o-o-orc?
o-o-o-o-orc?
o-o-o-o-orc?
What does the Warg say?
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
What the Warg say?
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
What the Warg say?
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
What the Warg say?
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
What does the Warg say?
The secret of the Warg
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you're hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?
You're my worst nightmare
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?
(Warg Sings)
Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do
Will we ever know?
(Warg Sings)
Bay-budabud-dum-bam
I want to
(Warg sings)
Mama-dum-day-do
I want to
I want to know!
(Warg sings)
Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do
A Warg-ish Song
Should I make a "What does the Sjoerdtim Say?" Song?
Dog goes woof
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
and mouse goes squeak
Cow goes moo
Frog goes croak
and the elephant goes toot
Ducks say quack
and fish go blub
and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Warg say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
What the Warg say?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
What the Warg say?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
What the Warg say?
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
What the Warg say?
Big red eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing elves
and slaughtering dwarves
Shredding paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is Black
So terrible
Like an deamon in disguise
But if you meet
a friendly orc
Will you communicate by
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
o-o-o-o-orc?
o-o-o-o-orc?
o-o-o-o-orc?
What does the Warg say?
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
What the Warg say?
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
What the Warg say?
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
What the Warg say?
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
What does the Warg say?
The secret of the Warg
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you're hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?
You're my worst nightmare
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?
(Warg Sings)
Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do
Will we ever know?
(Warg Sings)
Bay-budabud-dum-bam
I want to
(Warg sings)
Mama-dum-day-do
I want to
I want to know!
(Warg sings)
Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do
A Warg-ish Song
Should I make a "What does the Sjoerdtim Say?" Song?
