So, uh, this seems to be the somewhat socially acceptable so here goes nothing...
Oh, look, I broke 1k profile views. Woohoo! Yeah... I'd like to thank all my friends, non-friends, acquaintances, random people, enemies, frenemies, arch-enemies, angles (and angels), devils, demons, Nazgul, fell-beasts, elves, dwarves, hobbits, men, cats, ducks, cows, eagles, creatures transformed by rings of power, and other sentient beings who decided to stalk my profile, for suffering through the never-changing dullness of my page.
So yeah, am I doing this right?