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Hi

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a sea of red
corpses inspiring dread
apocolyptic monsters fed

Dicks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you (/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）
And the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ:*･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::

this is still by far one of my favorite photo's of myself, i'd be trying to take a new one but my jaw is still swollen from the procedure

dem parenting skillz be k_hand:

this meme infuriates me

what a great babe

#Shitposts
#NoiceFights

#Good Fucking Morning to You

dear Your Local Jar Cat ಥ_ಥ i know you're having a lot of fun playing internet victim and such, but just give it up, you know god damn well you called ME ugly first and then when i posted your irl you're gonna go "oooh boo hoo"? bitch HELL no, you don't get to do that, i also never wanted attention, YOU where the one who decided to be a stuck up bitch and go "oh i will get all kinds of views and friends" oh you'll get views, just not the kind that you want. you wanna play big bitch? well okay then, let's play ball. i expected you to lose friends after exposing you for the lying, manipulative, little wannabe internet star that you are but instead it looks like they dont care. whatever! i'm done with you, i just ate you up, shit you out, and smeared you all over the wall, it's what you wanted, right? attention. well congraFUCKINGlations attention is what you got, and now all attention from me will cease, i can't speak for the other people who wanna make a post on you, though. don't fucking cry about it to your friends, either, don't get me wrong you're a sniveling little snake in the grass but the least you could be now is a brave little sniveling snake in the grass.

sayonara, cocksucker.

and now Spuddles_ has deleted the original conversation which had all the bullshit Your Local Jar Cat ಥ_ಥ was spewing. i.e. by deleting the comments and disabling all further comments.

word that reminds me of you
Loyal

this is the same type of bullshit i dealt with when Your Local Jar Cat ಥ_ಥ and i where friends in the first place, and here she is back at it again. she just can't fucking help herself. this kind of person honestly has been completely exposed so if any of you people wanna remain friends with a manipulative person like this that's fine by me but personally i think they're the shittiest kind alive.

Your Local Jar Cat ಥ_ಥ is a complete hypocrite, read why.

it's time to stop Nebula (5613083)

yes... that uh... certainly proves something.

stirring up cringy minekid drama is too easy Nebula Spuddles_

Your Local Jar Cat ಥ_ಥ irl and she called ME ugly lmao

i actually physically hate people