John has 1 apple and his pistol has 2.5 bullets in it, whereas 1 is backwards, and his uncle has 3 pears and his mom has -3.12 limes and his sister is on page 12 of some random book. If john threw one of the seeds of the apple at 30 degrees, going northbound, and is traveling at 314 light years every second, and he is standing on the apex of an anti clockwise rotating completely symmetrical hill that takes up the function: f(x)=x^2 upside down, How far will the apple go?