Story Time:
I was sat in the car with my brother and my dad when a car pulled up beside us and a posh couple got out of the car. The guy turned around to his wife/girlfriend (whatever) and said; "I can't believe you had the flexibility to do that in the car". My brother, dad and I all looked at each other as we all have as equally dirty minds as each other. The woman then said "Are you being sarcastic?", the guy said "No, I was very impressed!"
My dad then said (with the windows closed) "My god man, what was he talking about. It's a Sunday, there are children present."
We found out she was only putting her walking boots on.