Scar deh vinceh

Hello. It's me.

take a shitpost you humanoids and fuck off.
thank you.

"Why isen't he answering?" I'm not entirely sure "Did he think it was that bad?"___ looks frightened at Scar. Look. If he diden't like it, he would've probably said it. "Yeah, you're probably right". _ places it's hands on Scar. "We have been together so long and yet, we have never seen something so terrifying as this." Actually, I think you're only talking for yourself here. Scar grabs tightly around ___ enormous marshmallow ass. "W-what are you doing?" ___ can only watch, as Scar unzips his pants. "Oh. My. God"
I can see your drool from here . Scar grinned a friendly but yet, mysterious smile, as if his intentions were even more unknown, as they already were. "OwO what's this?" ___ stroked the giant sausage. Down on your knees. Scar put his Guiness size wiener inside ___ gummybear ass. "Harder. Harder Scar-san!" Scar thrusted his moist giant cock in and out, like when you do to your chips bag when your craving of it is too great to be contained. Ima bust a fat nut inside your sponge like mudhole of shit and AIDS. "Please do!" Scar squirted out his fat load of a gallon of man tears inside ___ dry Savannah like cunt. Damn, your pussy is as good as my cousin's! "yOu wHAT?!"...

And that's how Scar got his __ pregnant and terrified enough to leave him with child support and an immesurable amount of hentai for him to watch

Merry christmas

guardians of the galaxy 2 wasen't that good, but the starting song was!

YoUr MoM gAy LoL rEkT

Why are you cancerous.

For all of you virgins who dosen't seem how to get laid, here are 3 simple steps on how!

1. Have some extra chromosomes which you can be so proud of having.(Remember to mention it in a conversation all the time.)

2. Spout shit about how your day have been, even if you're an unsocial fuck, step it up okay NUMBER 3

3.Ask the girl out (or for all I know boy). After that you have to create an entire script on your phone so you can occasionally look at on your date (And no I haven't done this if you asked.) Be normal, ask normal questions and respond with normal answers. Try to make the person laugh too.(If you're a person like me who heavily relay on dark humor, don't.) Test out which humor the person infront of you have. After that you did it! You now have a chance.
You then take the final step. You ask the person if they want to get laid.
They said yes! (Smeagol is pleased)

But the only real problem here is that;
You're trying to having sex with your mirror. Other then that, you're set!
Congratulations!
You're not a virgin anymore! (Only slightly)

Note to all of you necrophilians

no I'm not dead so u can't fuck me haha

Since that's not your name, I will call you Pidgey.

Pidgey the Porn Star.

Shtap Spamming me with your sheitii meme x.x

Just to let ya'll fuckers know; not my name is now a meme. "No u" and "haha yes" is finally over.

Very underated meme explainer (NO FUCKING BEHIND THE MEME SHIT) we talking legit reviews which are unique. 8/10 -IGN

Wall is dead so I decided to fresh it up (again).
Here's the names the heroes in For Honor should have gotten.
Warden: Stardust Crusader
Raider: Thrustist
Kensei: Samurai Jack-off

Conqurer: Opinions
Warlord: Beardbutt
Shoguki: Caveman

Berserker:Neckbeard spinner
Peacekeeper: Funmaker
Orochi: Cockrochi
Shinobi: Obi-Wanshinobi
Gladiator: Dioator

Lawbringer: Poledancer
Nobushi: SJW
Valkyrie: Housemaid
Highlander: Scottlander
Centurion: Star Platinum

When you are taking a holy shit, but Joseph Joestar is nearby.

>tfw you tell your friend in a ironic way he should kys, and he does it.

mfw that happend.

I know this is old news but: Norway got ranked for the happiest country in the world!!!

I taste a non functional human being, with herpes.

I DIDEN'T ORDER A NON FUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEING WITH HERPES, NO! I ORDERED A RHINO HORN DIPPED IN THE E X T R A T H I C C EST CUM!!!!!

A N G E R Y

(Edit: I'm sorry for not being so active, and my only response is a meme)

Yeah, that's me M E.

I just realized that my "quote" on my wall was not even meant to be in a "Sherlocky" way, esc; If you find a dead man and see that he melted to death, you still don't know if it was from flames, or of a "possible" hot liquid. If you take a little break and come back, you then realize that he got burnt by the lamb sauce, which you coulden't locate before.

This was NOT intentional.

btw vikings sick as hell dude

I've been playing too much For Honor.
save my dear babyboy soul.

I hab dark swens of humor
uwr welcum to join mwe in cwardsagwainsthwumeniti
scar wvill alweis bwe der. Lwets hweve fwun gooooiiisss!

EW is back baby go check some1's wall. Too lazy to get IP.

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