Xaoses

"Hey mojang, I can't seem to answer my security questions and the email for this account is unreachable. Hell me out?"

"Sure thing! You need to answer your security questions first, if you cannot answer these you can get them changed from your email."

Are you serious?

This enjin app is... Actually kinda decent tbh

I'm done

It's funny how you don't like my posts and frequent updates, but yours aren't top notch either. :3

I like brownies

HAPPY 420!

WHY DOES SHE THINK PEOPLE CARE

WHY HAVE I NOT UNFRIENDED HER YET

JESUS

so what happened while I was gone that made you teh's wall...

OMG GUISE ITS BEEN SO LONG



OMG SO RELATABLE

OMG I SPAM 8 POSTS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR I'M BEGGING FOR ATTENTION

OMG I HAVE OVER 150 FRIENDS BUT I ONLY REALLY CARE ABOUT 4 OR 5 OF THEM

OMG

There really is somthing special about a mirror falling on you while you're asleep. Maybe it's a sign?
Nah

WORLD DOWNLOAD

My prison architect experience so far

"Okay So here's my plan"

"So many damn things to do to get started"

"Okay, I finally got everything"

"Let the first wave of inmates come in!"

"OH SHIT I FORGOT TO HIRE GUARDS"

"Okay, I;m good"

"I need a loan"

"Need to hire more chefs"

"wtf do you mean I need to research a lawyer? Do you not know what a lawyer is?"

"Need another loan"

"WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING?"

"CALLING IN THE RIOT POLICE & THE PARAMEDICS"

"Why don't I always have emergency services here? Isn't it cheaper?"

"Need another loan"

"WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING"

"STOP FIGHTING"

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KILL A WARDEN"

"okay, I'm good. Just gonna take another loan"

"you escaped through a tunnel, NOBODY NOTICED YOU WERE MAKING A DAMN TUNNEL?"

"Awh you got hurt by a prisoner, guard? Well guess what! It's alot faster to just fire you & hire a new guard than it is to wait 4 you to heal!"

"another loan"

"More dead chefs"

"not enough food"

"dead prisoners"

"another loan. I'm doing great!'

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I OWE 150,000$ I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE LOANS"

"Well, all my prisoners escaped... somehow... I left the front door unlocked..."

"I hate this game."

laaaaaaaame pls

Who the hell targets a park? That's all I have to say about today's earlier events. You want to be a suicide bomber, I couldn't care less, do your thing & karma will get back to you. But a park? You go to a islamic country, bomb a park & claim you were targetting christians? Excellent arguement lads. I can't see any flaws.

On a side note, don't you love how not as many people care? Why is that? Do some people's lives matter more than others? A life is a life no matter who's life it is. In today's media, its easier to find out what Ariana Grande is wearing, than it it is to find out that one person ruined the lives of hundreds. This needs to change. Thanks for leaving us a broken world, but we'll fix it.

Did you know that everything you do is pointless and we were all made to lose

The adventures of
MR. RED. EYE
Edition #1

So, this kid I know sent me a link to a website. Idk what he was trying to say. Do any of you?

http://findafriend5.wix.com/findafriend

[No message]

You know, sometimes I wonder.

That's it. I just wonder.

It hurts.

Send help.

My subnautica experience so far

"Oh, this is nice"

"Okay, I guess I need to get this from here"

"Huh, this building formatting is pretty nice"

"Yas, got my lil sub to adventure forevah"

"How the hell did I die?"

"Oh, radiation"

"Got a raidiation free suit"

"Now im unstoppable"

"Oh god, creepy sounds"

"Is that giant thing chasing me?"

"Nah"

"Is it following me?"

"Crap, its kinda dark"

"Wtf i think its following me"

"Comon mini sub, fast-"

"HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT MOTHER OF GOD"

*Gets eaten*

"Crap."