Good Morning Netanyahu Kirk goyslop enjoyers,
the reason i am this is because I watched a scene in the notebook movie (it’s that one romance movie about romanticizing cheating) and saw the ancient era, super boomer grandma forgetting her love. And then it reminded me my grandpa had dementia and i was like “Hell naw I ain't taking the risk of inheriting the Joe Biden bro before i write this shi down.” So before i lose all of the Epstein files, i decided to write my introduction here, since I doubt even all of my fellow staff knows the real me. Or to be more accurate, my real brainrotted brain. So here is my slop history in Empire War and its community.
(part 1)
I joined v1 around 2014. i was in middle school looking for RPG servers at planet minecraft (yeah the site that only uncs uses i know chud shut yo lame ahh up) and stumbled upon Empire War. Now, I firmly remember playing the EW RPG mostly only to get rage baited by a bitch ahh spider boss type shi. Then, i got so mad i quit the RPG and truly got on the EW experience, maining only troll (unless the limit cap was reached. Then I took soldier) up until i got my first point class: orc torcher, my favorite class of all time till this day. The first person i befriended was @m4rine_semperfi. I didn't have much people i talked to frequently in the server so i was mostly connected to him. Even joined his marine raiders back when forums clans were around. I remember he made his own Helm’s Deep and showed me his crossbow class. for some reason, all i remember is him saying it was better than the v1 crossbow. lowkirkenuinely, that’s hella cap i swear on gng. But i never said anything. I saw his YouTube stuff also bout some dude with a dino head and a nerf vulcan (equivalent of an M60) and always thought it’s funny. So yeah we was tight back then.
It was around 8th grade middle school (2015)-high school (2016-2017) that i met @Mithlond and @EnderMatual at the EW Skype. They showed me their ww1 server and i became their staff. More members were staff: @craftking178, @GamerAced, @warlord0009 (known today as @Commodant_Blyat), fuck I don't remember who else but we had a lot.
I have connections to all of them today, but most of them don't play so to the best without spoiling their privacy, there's what I've been up to before i continue about the great war server:
Gamer: sometimes play darktide with him
Commo: spectates discord RPs on craft’s community
Mithlond: still in EW and in my future EW clan discord that’s also the American EW discord.
this is where i stop here because 1. this forums has an issue editing large posts and i have the habit of editing. and 2. i need to sleep.
the reason i am this is because I watched a scene in the notebook movie (it’s that one romance movie about romanticizing cheating) and saw the ancient era, super boomer grandma forgetting her love. And then it reminded me my grandpa had dementia and i was like “Hell naw I ain't taking the risk of inheriting the Joe Biden bro before i write this shi down.” So before i lose all of the Epstein files, i decided to write my introduction here, since I doubt even all of my fellow staff knows the real me. Or to be more accurate, my real brainrotted brain. So here is my slop history in Empire War and its community.
(part 1)
I joined v1 around 2014. i was in middle school looking for RPG servers at planet minecraft (yeah the site that only uncs uses i know chud shut yo lame ahh up) and stumbled upon Empire War. Now, I firmly remember playing the EW RPG mostly only to get rage baited by a bitch ahh spider boss type shi. Then, i got so mad i quit the RPG and truly got on the EW experience, maining only troll (unless the limit cap was reached. Then I took soldier) up until i got my first point class: orc torcher, my favorite class of all time till this day. The first person i befriended was @m4rine_semperfi. I didn't have much people i talked to frequently in the server so i was mostly connected to him. Even joined his marine raiders back when forums clans were around. I remember he made his own Helm’s Deep and showed me his crossbow class. for some reason, all i remember is him saying it was better than the v1 crossbow. lowkirkenuinely, that’s hella cap i swear on gng. But i never said anything. I saw his YouTube stuff also bout some dude with a dino head and a nerf vulcan (equivalent of an M60) and always thought it’s funny. So yeah we was tight back then.
It was around 8th grade middle school (2015)-high school (2016-2017) that i met @Mithlond and @EnderMatual at the EW Skype. They showed me their ww1 server and i became their staff. More members were staff: @craftking178, @GamerAced, @warlord0009 (known today as @Commodant_Blyat), fuck I don't remember who else but we had a lot.
I have connections to all of them today, but most of them don't play so to the best without spoiling their privacy, there's what I've been up to before i continue about the great war server:
Gamer: sometimes play darktide with him
Commo: spectates discord RPs on craft’s community
Mithlond: still in EW and in my future EW clan discord that’s also the American EW discord.
this is where i stop here because 1. this forums has an issue editing large posts and i have the habit of editing. and 2. i need to sleep.
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what i can tell you is even after the death of the Great War, he accidentally kept our group talking. Also,