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Guest
I should u google, bc you have everything im looking for
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Cookiepuns
"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you broke through the earth's crust from hell" It works
Magikkarp
Magikkarp
If she says yes does that mean she's a keeper
Magikkarp
Magikkarp
Crap you're right. Where should I start looking :3
R
RedADV
I hear Crimea is nice this time of year.
Magikkarp
Magikkarp
what was the advice :p
Magikkarp
Magikkarp
I speak Russian, this should be a breeze
Hirdragnur
Hirdragnur
Are you a Keyboard? because you're just my type.
Hirdragnur
Hirdragnur
I'd say so.
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Pheeshi
"Hi, my name's Magikkarp. It would be super effective if I used Splash on your in bed." :^)
Magikkarp
Magikkarp
Nah more like "I'm the harp around here but I can still make you splash"
G
Guest
XDDDDD
Magikkarp
Magikkarp
interesting
G
Guest
Lol
Victas
Victas
hi wana fuk
marcoiscool
marcoiscool
not if you do it the good way :D
Hirdragnur
Hirdragnur
I'm sorry but....you'd -wife- her?
Magikkarp
Magikkarp
"No"
G
Guest
tbh "Come with me if you want to live" works
assassiniv
assassiniv
a thing that you will never have
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