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Retard

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little b*tch? I’ll have you know I have been in the community for almost three years, and I’ve been involved in numerous flag captures, and I have over 1000 confirmed kills. I am trained in capture the flag and I’m the top camper in the entirety of Empire War. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Minecraft, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the forums? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of homies across Empire War and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggoty bread. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime (as long as my parents don’t catch me), and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my empty slot. Not only am I extensively trained in no sword combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Minecraft's weaponry and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking blocky tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw chicken eggs all over you and you will drown in the amount of chickens that spawned You’re f*cking dead, kiddo.

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I think you have a little too much time on your hands

I have been in the community for 4 years

man, i've been playin on Ew since... 2010? 2011? 5400 confirmed kills and 3700 assists, nd anyway, calm down boi xDD

Pretty sure EW didn't exist in 2010 or 2011 At least siege certainly didn't!

I identify as a Soviet Marine.

btw, over 50k confirmed kills :3

I'm still better than you.

no

Elfs r faggots feck u ur feg h3xer fuck kektus bastert fecker

Gooal i got 37k kills as assasiniv And atleast 12k kills as assassiniv... Fck, you are still better