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Night of the Long Knives was secret. Go back to being forced on the Bataan Death March.

nah. too much exercise

Then I hope your mother and any other woman related to you is forced into a Jap brothel.

Could I hire about 10 combat chefs to teach my army how to kill with food?

lmao. You actually want them to learn to do that? XD Also, their fighting methods are pretty hard. If not, almost impossible. So, you will only be able to make a huge handful of professionals in your army. Anyways, these guys are pretty much citizen-soldier hybrids. So, the best I can do is open my borders to your platoon of recruiters so you would have to come to us to hire some combat chefs by yourself, as they are not full time soldiers. :\

What if I sent 500-1000 citizens to train at your nation for it?

I hope you get sent to a Gulag

I hope your family falls into a Japanese spike trap. #HistoryBurns

feelings hurt. Eating your dog out of depression.