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I'm selfless and would sacrifice myself for others. I'm also good at running.

I'd also support your communism

Sadly selfness makes a life short, you would be like that one Black Guy that dies first in Every horror.

ahhhh

I suppose since the apocolaypse happend, society would break and people would go back into Tribes, I can be both a warrior and laborer. I'm creative with building a proper functioning base and don't get disgusted real fast in the wilderness. I'm good at Hunting and sneaking.

Am I useful?

Sounds good. That sexy beard would get you all the girls too

I have a beard but not that big xD

I have zero practical skills all my skills revolve around socializing with other people, singing, and sports. So I think I win most important.

U r the only girl in his friends list so I don't think u want to be there

Oh fuck you’re right ABORT MISSION

A entire destruction of the world as we know it VS One meming boy

[user]18381131[/user]and I probably wouldn't let anyone harm you #gentlemen *begins Shotgun loading*

Sorry m8, no shotguns allowed or else you basically ruined the camping. Also you guys will have to sleep, and when you will a knife will make sure you won't wake up

But you are Muslim, you can grow beards super fast

Or he will be the only survivor in the up coming civil war between the commies and the pigs

wtf man how many times do i have to say im not muslim

I can quickly analyse, identify and declare bad ideas or simple solutions. And if that's not enough, I got a pretty butt if anyone is interested.

craft wanted me to ask if we can reproduce throughout you, he wishes to marry you by the laws of cummunism

I’m not a clownfish, but I can be a clown.