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This is a BARDS ONLY thread. You're free to watch, but I don't want any stupid questions like, "can i b-com a bard plzplzplz" or, "who r the bards" or, "dud bards suuuuk", and your comments will be ignored. Bards present (also we should use nicks) The Captain of Gondor Captain of the Longbeards...

So, the title basically says it all. This isn't a D&D-style quest thing, this is free-style. I will be game master (GM), and I might promote a few others to sub GM, but this is only to enforce roleplay, stop meta, etc. We're gonna be very lax here, and as long as you don't completely suck...

Riddle thread. "Ask us first, Precious! Ask us first!"

We're back, boi! With a new D&D session. I hope Beepbopit, KordianTheGreat, Dimitri, Ithewinner, and Andrewcamer have been awaiting this and have their sheets ready, because it's time to Dungeon!!!!!! Basically same 4e rules, no meta, no powergaming, try to stay in-character, don't be lazy in...

Wheep! Wheep! Fire! Death! Despair! For never more shall his breast beat! In deeping tomb he lies in sleep! Wheep! Wheep! Ever more shall sorrow reign! For lips are white and hand is cold! And no earthly amount of gold Shall mend dry bones Nor spirit hold! In battle great he was overwhelmed With...

So I have recently become aware of the fact that MD is high king of the Dwarves. I won't beat around the bush - I am challenging him for the position. Why? Because I love Dwarves. I know pretty much all there is to know of them. I have created a language for the Dwarves. I roleplay as a Dwarf...

I don't only do lotr stuff, I also do Star Wars stories. Here's one in a series I've been writing. This is the beg Admiral Pellaeon, Supreme Commander of the Imperial Remnant, for the third time, called his chief communications officer and ordered him to put him through on broadband for all...

I'd like to see your reasons for preferring one race over the other in the comments. Also please remember we only mean Tolkeinian Elves and Dwarves. Pictures of Grumpy, Sleepy, Santa's Elves, Elves from Eragon, etc. will be irrelevant.

First of my If You Could pols. Today's Big IF is: If you could live in any of the below mentioned places on Middle Earth, which would it be?

So I saw Yianni's post and, frankly, have never seen a greater collection of stupid, uneducated comments and retorts in my life. Some intelligent comments were made, by Sauron, Lucolas, and others, but most were stupid, and I have grown weary of answering all. So here it is. Elves or Dwarves...

I'd just like to know what kind of nerds play on EW. Below is a list and a poll. The list is of amazing books, TV series, and movies which are just beautiful. I have done all but 2, however I hope to add those to my list soon enough (their names, if you wanted to know, are Game of Thrones and...

Common complaint 1. "The Bards are always cluttering up the chat with their stupid stuff!" The cluttering of the chat occurs because we are plagued with idiots. "Can I join the Bards?" "Why not?" "Please?" "Where's the HQ?" "Why can't you tell me?" "Pleeeeeeeeeeez I won't tell anyone!" Or...

Staring Andrewcamer, beepbopit, ithewinner, and Dimitri_13421 ThuBioNerd as DM Okay, so I am going to be much more detached in this one. I am not going to tell you what damage you do, etc. some times I might not even tell you what damage you take! Everything will be from an rp pov. If I catch...

Kordian-only roleplay adventure. This is the story of his apprenticeship, since he wants to become a smith, Please no one else butt in, your comments will be ignored. Alright, Kordian, here we go! Kordian, Half-Elven rogue and one-shot adventurer, has recently returned from fighting the ghost...

(Sung to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire; an ode to bad builds; song by the Voxel Box) Water fountain, Redstone locks, wooden box, piston blocks A pokeball, a shopping mall, a roman bathhouse Nether portal, Wizard's tower, coliseum, giant flower Glowstone fail, minecart rail, heatray...

Just a small thing, which I've decided to found so skilled PvPers can join. If you've ever read The Once and Future King, you may remember - or if you haven't, this is how it'll be like - that the falcons were described as "a sort of crack cavalry division." The best of the best on EW siege can...

Lord of the Rings Online is a game produced by Turbine. It's a roleplay-style game, based off their DnD Online, but with a LOTR theme. Hundreds of places to explore, create your character, complete quests, get loot, etc. It takes a while to download, but it's worth it. I'm trying to assemble a...

Video directions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE6maCoZSVA

Hi, there. I'm a Bard, and I'm here to set the record straight. FAQ's 1. "How can I join?" You can't. We don't recruit. 2. "Where is the Bards' HQ?" It's secret. We tell no one. 3. "I found the HQ. What do I do?" Please leave and tell no one. :) 4. "What do the Bards do?" The Bards write...

I have seen a lot of people getting mad at Prometheus, making hints or even saying outright that the way he got his staff membership was dishonorable. For instance: From a source I am keeping anonymous: "I doubt Prom is a pre=mod, since half a year ago he had this big episode where he left staff...