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aaronjnc therapy sessions

aaronjnc

aaronjnc

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I am definitely a registered therapist. :thumb:
Tell me what is annoying you and I will help you solve it.
Example: A sibling is annoying you
Answer: Go into your backyard and get a stick, then walk up to your sibling and whack them with it. If you do it correctly they won't do it again.
Answer 2: Whack yourself with the stick, and you probably won't be able to here your sibling annoying you anymore.
Simple answers to hard problems. That's the aaronjnc way.
(Please vote so sjoerdtim will make me the official server therapist. http://www.strawpoll.me/4051657).
 
Maybe you could talk to Ant? He doesnt eat jam on pancakes
 
If he doesn't have jam on pancakes then you should put jam on his pancakes. And shove them in his face hole. Your welcome for the words of wisdom.
 
I like red more than yellow but my cat says 21 is the illuminati of the alphabet. How do I found out the circumference of this problem minus the tastleness of cake.
 
You should talk to a real therapist first. And maybe whack yourself a couple times, or just choose a random number and say its the answer to your question. To save you the trouble the answer is 453+pizza
 
Then you got a problem. Well you could slowly start playing more addictive games like minecraft or world of Warcraft until you are fully addicted.
 
Gombar your problem is simple to solve. Blow up all electronics in your house, put holes in all your balls or trash anything you can't deflate. Then burn your credit card so you can't go out and get more.
 
Dear Therapist,

I have a friend that plays minecraft and doesn't like EW. He says that unless I stop playing on EW, he won't be my friend. What should I do?

Best Regards,
Ajroets
 
Find a new friend who actually likes stuff that is awesome. Or you can tie him to a chair and make him play EW. Or simply tell him EW is not ew.
 
Mr. Therapist, there is a therapist on these forums by the name of aaronjnc. Should I believe him or not?
 
Mkroets you should trust this aaronjnc. He sounds like a good person and you should give him all your money as an "investment."
 
Well you should shoot a crossbow into one of the elves crotch, then reach back pretending to get more. If any elves dont fall for it throw your crossbow at them and then pick up the dead elf's bow and start shooting. Then run for your life, cause Legolas will probs come and kick your butt. Your welcome for these words of wisdom.
 
Dear UnknownGriefer,
I know a man named Doctor he can take you back in time in his Tardis, you can hunt down Hitler and shoot his face off. Or you can capture him and open a thing at the State Fair and make millions. Your choice.
From,
your friendly neighborhood therapist
:thumb:
 
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