boogercraft
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Please, someone tell me where this bard HQ is, everyone is talking about it and not telling anyone where it is.
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Bard HG
- Thread starter boogercraft
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Sweet mother, sweet mother
send your child unto me
for the sins of the unworthy must be baptised
with song and dance
send your child unto me
for the sins of the unworthy must be baptised
with song and dance
Song and dance? The Dark brotherhood has changed over the years..
My.
Effing.
God.
This requires a forum post on my part.
Effing.
God.
This requires a forum post on my part.
boogercraft
New member
How the hell do you become a "bard?"
RoloAguero
New member
#BuildSauron'sCultHQ
#BuildSauron'sCultHq
[quote user_id="6893861" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/JeebusCaneebus/74.png" name="JeebusCaneebus"]I know I sound "Noobish" but how may one join the Bards? I completed their quests in Skyrim!
[/quote]This is not Skyrim. This is empirewar. And we aren't recruiting.
RoloAguero
New member
All Hail the mighty CACTUS GOD!!!
Yes! Yes! Sing and dance about the Cactus God! Are you people like bards in skyrim? Skyrim song-
Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead
(pause)
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made
(longer pause)
But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;
(shorter pause)
"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"
(pause)
And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal
(pause)
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor
Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead
(pause)
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made
(longer pause)
But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;
(shorter pause)
"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"
(pause)
And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal
(pause)
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor
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