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Battle of Edoras - Story Part I (CUSTOM)

Rest of Part 6:

Pin-Ball, "Yes I win!"

The dark-elves were moving towards the city of Minas Tirith, in huge numbers, there were over 950,000. 'Sir uhm - look' said one of the guards. 'ALL MEN TO THE WALLS', which of course was less then 10 archers, the arrows bounced off the dark elves and suddenly all the gondor archers fell. There were 45 gondorian soldiers at the gate, then the gate flipped open and several thousand extremely armed and magical elves came through killing most of the gondorians and civilians and citizens. Within, a matter of time Minas Tirith was theirs. There were less then 250 gondor soldiers their, so it was quite boring.


Arrival 'Yes, I killed the queen, I win!
"No, you have to kill the king to win". Oh...


'Are the rumors true' asked the Head General.
'They must be!' squeaked the Inn keeper.
'Yes, they are, I daresay our dearest and most trustful of all allies, have - betrayed us and they shall pay the consequences.
'Very well, but how are they, they have an army of...
'Yes, Yes, Yes yes I DON'T CARE, ROHAN shall stand and they shall fall' thedon shouted.
The inn keeper tip-toed away, muttering things like 'My god, he must be a crazy'


The dark elf whom got the throne had Arwen hanged up on the wall, asking her questions.
'So... Where are they?'
'I will never speak to you ugly bea - the dark elf clicked his fingers and Arwen fell on the ground. 'She's dead!' said a happy dark-elf. Dark elves voices are normally high-pitched and sometimes a baby mock voice, and mostly growling. 'So where are they'? he asked.
'Edoras, but going to Helmsdeep, I seek what they seek, from now on'.

In 10 hours, the rohan were ready for the siege. They had 11,900 soldiers. And in 10 hours the gondor army was there aswell. Their trebuchets knocked down one whole wall killing 2,000 rohan. Archers, fire! The archers killed 8,980 gondorians and injured 800.
 
Finale - NAH 1 MORE PART! MAUHAHAHAHAH!

Aim! fire! 10,00 bows twanged and fired. 5,000 Ithilien rangers and gondorians fired back, killing 289 because of their huge walls, unlike 4,859 were killed by rohan. The trebuchets fired again destroying another chunk of the wall. Killing 1,337 rohan. The rohan guards had a mini one and fired it using all of their rocks; killed 3,000 gondorians. Suddenly everything seemed to stop. Rohan and Gondor were wondering why - a huge rocklike thing hit the center of the plans of Helmsdeep, killing another thousand gondorians. Then suddenly atleast 500,000 dark elves were marching out of it from all directions. The rock opend like an egg hatched.
'Who are you --
They shot the gondor commander within seconds. Faster then light.
Then they started sprinting and many jumped over 15 feet and landed on the gondorians, using a crossbowlike weapon shooting enemies with half a second, the gondorians having no time to react.
'Pull back, Pull retreat, Leave your stations' roared the gondorians.

Guts to go, edit et laterz
 
Rest of Part 6:

Pin-Ball, "Yes I win!"

The dark-elves were moving towards the city of Minas Tirith, in huge numbers, there were over 950,000. 'Sir uhm - look' said one of the guards. 'ALL MEN TO THE WALLS', which of course was less then 10 archers, the arrows bounced off the dark elves and suddenly all the gondor archers fell. There were 45 gondorian soldiers at the gate, then the gate flipped open and several thousand extremely armed and magical elves came through killing most of the gondorians and civilians and citizens. Within, a matter of time Minas Tirith was theirs. There were less then 250 gondor soldiers their, so it was quite boring.


Arrival 'Yes, I killed the queen, I win!
"No, you have to kill the king to win". Oh...


'Are the rumors true' asked the Head General.
'They must be!' squeaked the Inn keeper.
'Yes, they are, I daresay our dearest and most trustful of all allies, have - betrayed us and they shall pay the consequences.
'Very well, but how are they, they have an army of...
'Yes, Yes, Yes yes I DON'T CARE, ROHAN shall stand and they shall fall' thedon shouted.
The inn keeper tip-toed away, muttering things like 'My god, he must be a crazy'


The dark elf whom got the throne had Arwen hanged up on the wall, asking her questions.
'So... Where are they?'
'I will never speak to you ugly bea - the dark elf clicked his fingers and Arwen fell on the ground. 'She's dead!' said a happy dark-elf. Dark elves voices are normally high-pitched and sometimes a baby mock voice, and mostly growling. 'So where are they'? he asked.
'Edoras, but going to Helmsdeep, I seek what they seek, from now on'.

In 10 hours, the rohan were ready for the siege. They had 11,900 soldiers. And in 10 hours the gondor army was there aswell. Their trebuchets knocked down one whole wall killing 2,000 rohan. Archers, fire! The archers killed 8,980 gondorians and injured 800.
Finale - NAH 1 MORE PART! MAUHAHAHAHAH!

Aim! fire! 10,00 bows twanged and fired. 5,000 Ithilien rangers and gondorians fired back, killing 289 because of their huge walls, unlike 4,859 were killed by rohan. The trebuchets fired again destroying another chunk of the wall. Killing 1,337 rohan. The rohan guards had a mini one and fired it using all of their rocks; killed 3,000 gondorians. Suddenly everything seemed to stop. Rohan and Gondor were wondering why - a huge rocklike thing hit the center of the plans of Helmsdeep, killing another thousand gondorians. Then suddenly atleast 500,000 dark elves were marching out of it from all directions. The rock opend like an egg hatched.
'Who are you --
They shot the gondor commander within seconds. Faster then light.
Then they started sprinting and many jumped over 15 feet and landed on the gondorians, using a crossbowlike weapon shooting enemies with half a second, the gondorians having no time to react.
'Pull back, Pull retreat, Leave your stations' roared the gondorians.

Guts to go, edit et laterz


ALL THE DEATH! ITS THE FIRST AGE ALL OVER AGAIN!
 
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