michaelrotov1234
New member
Everyone does not want to leave the unprestigious n00b class. Here is a guide to how to stay in it:
General tips:
- NEVER listen to what anyone says. Particularly those who are leading your team or have good tactics. If you listen you are no longer a noob.
-NEVER help your team members. Let them prove themselves to be heros and just watch and stay a noob.
-ALWAYS charge head on into the enemy. No matter the circumstances, be it a hail of arrows or a battalion of trolls. After all, you will lose lives this way, and it would make the game finish faster, right?
-ALWAYS stick in the lobby so that you take up your team's space and also obstruct people who are spawning. This way, you can gain the liking of both your team (as u are team member) and enemy (as you are obstructing your team)
-ALWAYS attack the enemy one by one. Never try to swarm them. In this way, you can prove your heroism 1% of the time and your n00bishness 99% of the time. After all, you want to stay a noob, dont you?
Offense:
Always wait right outside the enemies walls and jump around. Their archers will end your misery much more quickly.
Always use only one route instead of flanking them. After all, you want to stick together and die en masse along with other noobs, don't you? Flanking is for pros.
Aim for enemies instead of the flag. Capturing the flag earns you more points and the more points you have the less n00b you are.
Defense:
TOP PRIORITY: NEVER DEFEND THE FLAG. You just want to kill 1% of the time and die 99% of the time. Why do you want to defend the flag anyway? It's a siege server!
Always jump off cliffs to suicide if you are constructor. Faster than restocking and makes hte game end more quickly.
Never watch your back. This way you do not have to experience the horror of seeing the face of the enemy before you get knocked off the cliff/wall/whatever.
This guide may be expanded later on.
General tips:
- NEVER listen to what anyone says. Particularly those who are leading your team or have good tactics. If you listen you are no longer a noob.
-NEVER help your team members. Let them prove themselves to be heros and just watch and stay a noob.
-ALWAYS charge head on into the enemy. No matter the circumstances, be it a hail of arrows or a battalion of trolls. After all, you will lose lives this way, and it would make the game finish faster, right?
-ALWAYS stick in the lobby so that you take up your team's space and also obstruct people who are spawning. This way, you can gain the liking of both your team (as u are team member) and enemy (as you are obstructing your team)
-ALWAYS attack the enemy one by one. Never try to swarm them. In this way, you can prove your heroism 1% of the time and your n00bishness 99% of the time. After all, you want to stay a noob, dont you?
Offense:
Always wait right outside the enemies walls and jump around. Their archers will end your misery much more quickly.
Always use only one route instead of flanking them. After all, you want to stick together and die en masse along with other noobs, don't you? Flanking is for pros.
Aim for enemies instead of the flag. Capturing the flag earns you more points and the more points you have the less n00b you are.
Defense:
TOP PRIORITY: NEVER DEFEND THE FLAG. You just want to kill 1% of the time and die 99% of the time. Why do you want to defend the flag anyway? It's a siege server!
Always jump off cliffs to suicide if you are constructor. Faster than restocking and makes hte game end more quickly.
Never watch your back. This way you do not have to experience the horror of seeing the face of the enemy before you get knocked off the cliff/wall/whatever.
This guide may be expanded later on.
