Most random phrase finalists

[Pythonawe]

Remember that post I made a long time ago about saying the most random thing to win? The finalists were frankmat, weby, and pythonawe.
Frankmat- mustard
Pythonawe- I got one: why did you make my pet backpack constipated and ship him to the northern and slightly colder region of New Guinea. He later told me that a full-grown turkey's sombrero is not as enjoyfull as a slaughtered tiger's ear wax.
Weby-Jackie Chan's uncle ran away with my funions pack in the boat. Pls don't vote for yourself.

 

[!!!!!cool_col!!!!!]

Weby made me laugh. Non others did

 

[Pythonawe]

They all made ma laugh. Sadly I could only vote once, frank's made me laugh the hardest.

 

[RaidStone - Weby]

Why did you reset the poll oO

 

[Kingjoseph1st]

These are all so bad...

 

[beepbobit]

These are all so bad...

Agreed

 

[Guest]

I bet Python's votes come from himself and his brother...

 

[KingWeasels]

I bet Python's votes come from himself and his brother...

I didnt know that he did this

 

[Pythonawe]

Nope, I voted for frank. the other vote idk.

 

[Pythonawe]

look at yours dude. it sucked so bad xD

 

[ThuBioNerd]

I said "Why do my nostrils whisper to me?" how is that not random.

 

[ThuBioNerd]

Python, why are you putting yourself in the finals? -_-

 

[Pythonawe]

Um I got 4 votes, and frank got 4. I think weby got 5 on the original one. The I honestly didn't think I would tie for second xDDDDDDDD