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My First Edoras Experience

bubbaberet

bubbaberet

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*Goes On Server*
Oh man its Edoras, gotta get Rohan quick!
*Gets On Rohan*
These is basically the same classes as the black gate, ugh whatever.
*Picks Royal Guard and Spawns at Medusheld*
Where the hell is the main gate?
*10 Minutes of Running Around the City with Everybody13 Later*
Fuck this maybe Uruks is more interesting, /suicide
*Goes On Uruk-hai*
Warg Rider? Eh ill give it a try. If they add more classes ill just get Andrew to repay me for the 7k Points
*Gets 8 Kill Streak, then dies by spear*
Fucking OP Spearmen Tim plox nerf
*Tries Being Warg Rider Again*
Best fucking use of 3000 Points ever 4/20 -IGN
*Uses Uruk-hai, Spends 20 Minutes Running Up Hill*
Holy shit I'm finally up!
*Medusheld Has Been Captured By The Uruk-hai*
FUCK THIS GAME
*Flips over table*
*STILL GETS MVP*

GG NO RE WHATS YOUR STORY
 
*Sees Edoras, excited as shit*
Holy shit mate, I need to play this!
*Gets on Uruk, amazes that Ladderer ain't option yet*
Meh, whatever I'll use Archer
*Spawns, no Fjecking Idea where to go, decides to just run to the gate*
bro, where is this flag?
*Sees fj333 riding a warg and is completely brainfucked, but runs after him*
Okay, lead me fj...
*captures tombs, just for 25p*
Aw come on! Make it atleast 30
*amazes himself for 5 minutes how the heck that gate has to be taken down*
How in the world...
*Misses 2 captures, as he is lost wandering in Edoras*
WHERE IS EVERYONE!?
*Sees the final hall, runs towards it and just before he makes it, map's over*
Mate, this is a semi-map, like freaking Moria Gold
 
*Logs on sjoerdtim is fixing bugs on edorass*
*talks about what would be better reaver or warg with a bunch of other people including tim*
*warg rider gets added as a voter class*
*everybody tries to go to uruk-hai and rohan starts losing badly. with everybody being warg rider*
*i try to join uruks but they are full and then i finally get on uruks and play voter warg. tim makes it a point class shortly afterwards*
*tests out warg rider and rides down a hill to ambush sjoerdtim but he was so far under me i couldnt hit him and he pwns me as archer* and i think "why couldn't tim of done something like this 3 months ago when we wanted warg rider on helms/tirith.... " sjoerdtim notices i keep re-spawning as warg rider at the gold hall and killing him.... so he decides that warg rider should not be allowed on that part of the map. i play soldier and finally figure out that only_god can go 2x faster than me when we are both sprint jumping..... (/speed 2) i then change to rohan and play royal guard for fun. only_god then turns on fly mode and speed 5 and kills me :P (guess he was mad i figured it out) map ends and we play another round where uruks pwn and we meet almost no resistance.
that was my first time playing edoras.
 
*Goes on Minecraft... Saw that EW was on Edoras.... Joins Game... Map Ends*
 
-Starts Edoras
-Gets Swordsman
-Finds at first try the gate and the tombs
-Kills people with many points
-Gate glitches
-Sjoerdtim fails to close it
-Sjoerdtim closes it after the Uruk-Hais overrun Rohan
-Gets angry for Uruk-Hais always 4 vs 1 him
-Gets angry for Rohan swordsmen going everywhere except for the market
-Ges angry for Rohan archers not shooting the enemy
-Succeeds in defending the Market
-Feels good
 
*Goes on Server*
Automatically gets stuck into Uruks
*Chooses archer and spawns*
Hey look! We're capping the market
*Arrives at Market*
Where is Rohan?
*Kills guy*
OMG Someone is actually playing!
*Caps Market*
That was easy
*Goes to hall*
*Group annihilates everyone*
I wonder why there are so few Rohan coming
*Checks players*
2 vs 6...
*Dies and switches*
Oh! Royal!
*Spawns as royal*
*Whoops everyone's butts*
*Caps back*
That wasn't hard at all...
 
First time
-YEAH!
-joins uruks
-gets absolutely wrecked by spearmen and so does everyone else
-wants the pain to end
-spearman changes team
-uruks wreck
-golden hall 80%
-Ajroets betrays us and goes royal guard
-game eventually finishes but we couldn't cap the last flag
-MVP!
 
I'm giving my second experience:
Gets on, excited once more
Bro, FU** YEAH
Ready to kick some ass, archer swag activated
Mate, let's do this shit
runs to catacombs and hides between behind the flag, able to shoot, unable to get shot
All of y'all are getting rekt soon...
After cap runs forward, up the ladders, 4 kills and caps
BOOOOM, Told ya
Captures market, so much badassness
I ain't gonna die yet
Gets rekt for trying to save Tibbles
DAMM YOU REALITY
Respawns, up the hall, defeating 3 archers, helping team get inside and standing on the ceiling, unnoticed getting the kills
I'm assasinating those dumbasses mate!
Gets noticed runs the fuck away
Nope nope nope nope
Runs in, gets some kills and caps with some others
MVP BJITCHES
 
*Votes for Edoras
Finally!!!!!!!
*Gets Guard spawns at Medoseld
Ok... now where do I go?
*Finally finds main gate with some help
Kills 4 people and be like yeah!
*Have to go to class before game can progress anywhere
Bugger.
 
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