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One awesome LOTR story (made by the community, for the community)

On a sunny day the King of Gondor went to Rohan to discuss the current situation on the Goblin Army, but some orcs were attacking Rohan thus it had to be postponed.
Man and beast were slain by a giant white Gundabad orc. However, one man stood against this evil. His name was Thorin Oakenshield, but during the fight he saw his fellow dwarves being killed by a drunken ent. The ent was so drunk from ale that it fell over and killed all the dwarves! Now Thorin had to face this dronken Ent or he would perish. The ent was called Fangorn.
On Fangorns back sat a naz-gul, he was secretly controlling him. He was planning to summon the Shade Wolf but Thorin threw an axe at the nazguls wing.
The naz-gul threw his wing on Thorins head. The white orc hastily stabbed Thorin, or at least he tried and failed horribly.
At the same moment a fat hobbit backstabbed the naz-gul with a stick. The naz-gul fell and rolled over Frodo who broke his neck, hereby paralyzed for life. Sam then took the ring from frodo's body.
Sam didn't want the orcs to see the ring so he ate it.The orcs found sam. Sam puked all over them because he ate to much lembasbread. The orcs found the ring in sam's puke. But they foresaw it as a normal ring and threw it by the wayside.500 years later the ring was found by a hobbit in mordor.

The hobbit took the ring and greeted Sauron the good emperor of the world.
After that walked to his favorite place in Mount doom. Then suddenly out of nowhere a tall OLD gay faggot in grey appeared.The old faggot in grey said you shall pass. So the continued their journey with the ring to Rivendell, and the hobbit used the ring as a piercing on a personal location.
 
On a sunny day the King of Gondor went to Rohan to discuss the current situation on the Goblin Army, but some orcs were attacking Rohan thus it had to be postponed.
Man and beast were slain by a giant white Gundabad orc. However, one man stood against this evil. His name was Thorin Oakenshield, but during the fight he saw his fellow dwarves being killed by a drunken ent. The ent was so drunk from ale that it fell over and killed all the dwarves! Now Thorin had to face this dronken Ent or he would perish. The ent was called Fangorn.
On Fangorns back sat a naz-gul, he was secretly controlling him. He was planning to summon the Shade Wolf but Thorin threw an axe at the nazguls wing.
The naz-gul threw his wing on Thorins head. The white orc hastily stabbed Thorin, or at least he tried and failed horribly.
At the same moment a fat hobbit backstabbed the naz-gul with a stick. The naz-gul fell and rolled over Frodo who broke his neck, hereby paralyzed for life. Sam then took the ring from frodo's body.
Sam didn't want the orcs to see the ring so he ate it.The orcs found sam. Sam puked all over them because he ate to much lembasbread. The orcs found the ring in sam's puke. But they foresaw it as a normal ring and threw it by the wayside.500 years later the ring was found by a hobbit in mordor.

The hobbit took the ring and greeted Sauron the good emperor of the world.
After that walked to his favorite place in Mount doom. Then suddenly out of nowhere a tall OLD gay faggot in grey appeared.The old faggot in grey said you shall pass. So the continued their journey with the ring to Rivendell, and the hobbit used the ring as a piercing on a personal location.He sat down and said ow as he had just gotten the piercing.
 
sjoerdtim said:
[quote user_id="5714097" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/GymLeaderVolkner/74.png" name="GymLeaderVolkner"]and the hobbit used the ring as a piercing on a personal location.
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Just saying, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ohAwSdIw8[/quote]
ok, i stopped that clip before it got too dirty. yeeeeeurrghhhhh
 
On a sunny day the King of Gondor went to Rohan to discuss the current situation on the Goblin Army, but some orcs were attacking Rohan thus it had to be postponed.
Man and beast were slain by a giant white Gundabad orc. However, one man stood against this evil. His name was Thorin Oakenshield, but during the fight he saw his fellow dwarves being killed by a drunken ent. The ent was so drunk from ale that it fell over and killed all the dwarves! Now Thorin had to face this dronken Ent or he would perish. The ent was called Fangorn.
On Fangorns back sat a naz-gul, he was secretly controlling him. He was planning to summon the Shade Wolf but Thorin threw an axe at the nazguls wing.
The naz-gul threw his wing on Thorins head. The white orc hastily stabbed Thorin, or at least he tried and failed horribly.
At the same moment a fat hobbit backstabbed the naz-gul with a stick. The naz-gul fell and rolled over Frodo who broke his neck, hereby paralyzed for life. Sam then took the ring from frodo's body.
Sam didn't want the orcs to see the ring so he ate it.The orcs found sam. Sam puked all over them because he ate to much lembasbread. The orcs found the ring in sam's puke. But they foresaw it as a normal ring and threw it by the wayside.500 years later the ring was found by a hobbit in mordor.

The hobbit took the ring and greeted Sauron the good emperor of the world.
After that walked to his favorite place in Mount doom. Then suddenly out of nowhere a tall OLD gay faggot in grey appeared.The old faggot in grey said you shall pass. So the continued their journey with the ring to Rivendell, and the hobbit used the ring as a piercing on a personal location.He sat down and said ow as he had just gotten the piercing. However when he sat down the ground opened into a crack and he fell down into a
 
On a sunny day the King of Gondor went to Rohan to discuss the current situation on the Goblin Army, but some orcs were attacking Rohan thus it had to be postponed.
Man and beast were slain by a giant white Gundabad orc. However, one man stood against this evil. His name was Thorin Oakenshield, but during the fight he saw his fellow dwarves being killed by a drunken ent. The ent was so drunk from ale that it fell over and killed all the dwarves! Now Thorin had to face this dronken Ent or he would perish. The ent was called Fangorn.
On Fangorns back sat a naz-gul, he was secretly controlling him. He was planning to summon the Shade Wolf but Thorin threw an axe at the nazguls wing.
The naz-gul threw his wing on Thorins head. The white orc hastily stabbed Thorin, or at least he tried and failed horribly.
At the same moment a fat hobbit backstabbed the naz-gul with a stick. The naz-gul fell and rolled over Frodo who broke his neck, hereby paralyzed for life. Sam then took the ring from frodo's body.
Sam didn't want the orcs to see the ring so he ate it.The orcs found sam. Sam puked all over them because he ate to much lembasbread. The orcs found the ring in sam's puke. But they foresaw it as a normal ring and threw it by the wayside.500 years later the ring was found by a hobbit in mordor.

The hobbit took the ring and greeted Sauron the good emperor of the world.
After that walked to his favorite place in Mount doom. Then suddenly out of nowhere a tall OLD gay faggot in grey appeared. The old faggot in grey said you shall pass. So the continued their journey with the ring towards the fire. The old guy pushed
 
On a sunny day the King of Gondor went to Rohan to discuss the current situation on the Goblin Army, but some orcs were attacking Rohan thus it had to be postponed.
Man and beast were slain by a giant white Gundabad orc. However, one man stood against this evil. His name was Thorin Oakenshield, but during the fight he saw his fellow dwarves being killed by a drunken ent. The ent was so drunk from ale that it fell over and killed all the dwarves! Now Thorin had to face this dronken Ent or he would perish. The ent was called Fangorn.
On Fangorns back sat a naz-gul, he was secretly controlling him. He was planning to summon the Shade Wolf but Thorin threw an axe at the nazguls wing.
The naz-gul threw his wing on Thorins head. The white orc hastily stabbed Thorin, or at least he tried and failed horribly.
At the same moment a fat hobbit backstabbed the naz-gul with a stick. The naz-gul fell and rolled over Frodo who broke his neck, hereby paralyzed for life. Sam then took the ring from frodo's body.
Sam didn't want the orcs to see the ring so he ate it.The orcs found sam. Sam puked all over them because he ate to much lembasbread. The orcs found the ring in sam's puke. But they foresaw it as a normal ring and threw it by the wayside.500 years later the ring was found by a hobbit in mordor.

The hobbit took the ring and greeted Sauron the good emperor of the world.
After that walked to his favorite place in Mount doom. Then suddenly out of nowhere a tall OLD gay faggot in grey appeared.The old faggot in grey said you shall pass. So the continued their journey with the ring to Rivendell, and the hobbit used the ring as a piercing on a personal location.He sat down and said ow as he had just gotten the piercing. However when he sat down the ground opened into a crack and he fell down into a Pit of death where he fought a balrog.

Tim you have some problems.
 
On a sunny day the King of Gondor went to Rohan to discuss the current situation on the Goblin Army, but some orcs were attacking Rohan thus it had to be postponed.
Man and beast were slain by a giant white Gundabad orc. However, one man stood against this evil. His name was Thorin Oakenshield, but during the fight he saw his fellow dwarves being killed by a drunken ent. The ent was so drunk from ale that it fell over and killed all the dwarves! Now Thorin had to face this dronken Ent or he would perish. The ent was called Fangorn.
On Fangorns back sat a naz-gul, he was secretly controlling him. He was planning to summon the Shade Wolf but Thorin threw an axe at the nazguls wing.
The naz-gul threw his wing on Thorins head. The white orc hastily stabbed Thorin, or at least he tried and failed horribly.
At the same moment a fat hobbit backstabbed the naz-gul with a stick. The naz-gul fell and rolled over Frodo who broke his neck, hereby paralyzed for life. Sam then took the ring from frodo's body.
Sam didn't want the orcs to see the ring so he ate it.The orcs found sam. Sam puked all over them because he ate to much lembasbread. The orcs found the ring in sam's puke. But they foresaw it as a normal ring and threw it by the wayside.500 years later the ring was found by a hobbit in mordor.

The hobbit took the ring and greeted Sauron the good emperor of the world.
After that walked to his favorite place in Mount doom. Then suddenly out of nowhere a tall OLD gay faggot in grey appeared.The old faggot in grey said you shall pass. So the continued their journey with the ring to Rivendell, and the hobbit used the ring as a piercing on a personal location.He sat down and said ow as he had just gotten the piercing. However when he sat down the ground opened into a crack and he fell down into a Pit of death where he fought a balrog. But the balrog appeared friendly, so the smoked some bottomleave
 
On a sunny day the King of Gondor went to Rohan to discuss the current situation on the Goblin Army, but some orcs were attacking Rohan thus it had to be postponed.
Man and beast were slain by a giant white Gundabad orc. However, one man stood against this evil. His name was Thorin Oakenshield, but during the fight he saw his fellow dwarves being killed by a drunken ent. The ent was so drunk from ale that it fell over and killed all the dwarves! Now Thorin had to face this dronken Ent or he would perish. The ent was called Fangorn.
On Fangorns back sat a naz-gul, he was secretly controlling him. He was planning to summon the Shade Wolf but Thorin threw an axe at the nazguls wing.
The naz-gul threw his wing on Thorins head. The white orc hastily stabbed Thorin, or at least he tried and failed horribly.
At the same moment a fat hobbit backstabbed the naz-gul with a stick. The naz-gul fell and rolled over Frodo who broke his neck, hereby paralyzed for life. Sam then took the ring from frodo's body.
Sam didn't want the orcs to see the ring so he ate it.The orcs found sam. Sam puked all over them because he ate to much lembasbread. The orcs found the ring in sam's puke. But they foresaw it as a normal ring and threw it by the wayside.500 years later the ring was found by a hobbit in mordor.

The hobbit took the ring and greeted Sauron the good emperor of the world.
After that walked to his favorite place in Mount doom. Then suddenly out of nowhere a tall OLD gay faggot in grey appeared.The old faggot in grey said you shall pass. So the continued their journey with the ring to Rivendell, and the hobbit used the ring as a piercing on a personal location.He sat down and said ow as he had just gotten the piercing. However when he sat down the ground opened into a crack and he fell down into a Pit of death where he fought a balrog. But the balrog appeared friendly, so they smoked some bottomleave. Eventually the hobbit got so high he passed out.When he woke the aggressor of the war of empires was there he had just killed the hobbit wikam and sent his soul to hell.
 
On a sunny day the King of Gondor went to Rohan to discuss the current situation on the Goblin Army, but some orcs were attacking Rohan thus it had to be postponed.
Man and beast were slain by a giant white Gundabad orc. However, one man stood against this evil. His name was Thorin Oakenshield, but during the fight he saw his fellow dwarves being killed by a drunken ent. The ent was so drunk from ale that it fell over and killed all the dwarves! Now Thorin had to face this dronken Ent or he would perish. The ent was called Fangorn.
On Fangorns back sat a naz-gul, he was secretly controlling him. He was planning to summon the Shade Wolf but Thorin threw an axe at the nazguls wing.
The naz-gul threw his wing on Thorins head. The white orc hastily stabbed Thorin, or at least he tried and failed horribly.
At the same moment a fat hobbit backstabbed the naz-gul with a stick. The naz-gul fell and rolled over Frodo who broke his neck, hereby paralyzed for life. Sam then took the ring from frodo's body.
Sam didn't want the orcs to see the ring so he ate it.The orcs found sam. Sam puked all over them because he ate to much lembasbread. The orcs found the ring in sam's puke. But they foresaw it as a normal ring and threw it by the wayside.500 years later the ring was found by a hobbit in mordor.

The hobbit took the ring and greeted Sauron the good emperor of the world.
After that walked to his favorite place in Mount doom. Then suddenly out of nowhere a tall OLD gay faggot in grey appeared.The old faggot in grey said you shall pass. So the continued their journey with the ring to Rivendell, and the hobbit used the ring as a piercing on a personal location.He sat down and said ow as he had just gotten the piercing. However when he sat down the ground opened into a crack and he fell down into a Pit of death where he fought a balrog. But the balrog appeared friendly, so they smoked some bottomleave. Eventually the hobbit got so high he passed out.When he woke the aggressor of the war of empires was there he had just killed the hobbit wikam and sent his soul to hell. Then Adun (Hell) exploded.









AND NAZGUL DONT HAVE WINGS!
 
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