Common complaint 1.
"The Bards are always cluttering up the chat with their stupid stuff!"
The cluttering of the chat occurs because we are plagued with idiots.
"Can I join the Bards?"
"Why not?"
"Please?"
"Where's the HQ?"
"Why can't you tell me?"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeez I won't tell anyone!"
Or perhaps like this.
"Heeeey I found your HQ and have vids/pics of it! Now I can tell everyone because I have no freaking life and this is all the fun I can ever get!"
Get rid of the idiots. Not us. Necromancer was the most refreshing. "Can I join the Bards? That's all I wanna know." "No." "Okay, thanks. That's all." THANK YOU PERSON WITH A BRAIN.
Common complaint 2.
"Let's all kill the evil Bards! Let's gang 'em! They're a cult and a bunch of dictators!"
Just one word.
Why?
Why would you want to kill us? We are not evil! We are nine or ten people who write stories, talk, and roleplay! Sadly, as shown above, most of our time is devoted to appeasing idiots who want to join or who try to blackmail us with the HQ!
Common complaint 3.
"The Bards spend all their time in the HQ when they could be helping us fight!"
One map out of seven. One to three players out of twenty to forty. Two to eight minutes out of forty.
Feeble. Ridiculous.
Common complaint 4.
"The Bards are a distraction! People spend their time searching for their HQ!"
Our HQ is supposed to be secret. It's the idiots who search for it. Imagine if there were a school where every week they took a fieldtrip to a place, and on the way there there were a candy shop. Every time all the little kids go by they stop to stare in the windows. What does the teacher do? Make the kids stop looking, or sue the storekeeper?
Common complaint 5.
"The Bards take roleplay way too seriously!"
We write roleplay stories because we have ideas, like to write, and like to have people and each other read and comment on them.
Thank you for reading this. If you have any other complaints, post them below and I will address them.
"The Bards are always cluttering up the chat with their stupid stuff!"
The cluttering of the chat occurs because we are plagued with idiots.
"Can I join the Bards?"
"Why not?"
"Please?"
"Where's the HQ?"
"Why can't you tell me?"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeez I won't tell anyone!"
Or perhaps like this.
"Heeeey I found your HQ and have vids/pics of it! Now I can tell everyone because I have no freaking life and this is all the fun I can ever get!"
Get rid of the idiots. Not us. Necromancer was the most refreshing. "Can I join the Bards? That's all I wanna know." "No." "Okay, thanks. That's all." THANK YOU PERSON WITH A BRAIN.
Common complaint 2.
"Let's all kill the evil Bards! Let's gang 'em! They're a cult and a bunch of dictators!"
Just one word.
Why?
Why would you want to kill us? We are not evil! We are nine or ten people who write stories, talk, and roleplay! Sadly, as shown above, most of our time is devoted to appeasing idiots who want to join or who try to blackmail us with the HQ!
Common complaint 3.
"The Bards spend all their time in the HQ when they could be helping us fight!"
One map out of seven. One to three players out of twenty to forty. Two to eight minutes out of forty.
Feeble. Ridiculous.
Common complaint 4.
"The Bards are a distraction! People spend their time searching for their HQ!"
Our HQ is supposed to be secret. It's the idiots who search for it. Imagine if there were a school where every week they took a fieldtrip to a place, and on the way there there were a candy shop. Every time all the little kids go by they stop to stare in the windows. What does the teacher do? Make the kids stop looking, or sue the storekeeper?
Common complaint 5.
"The Bards take roleplay way too seriously!"
We write roleplay stories because we have ideas, like to write, and like to have people and each other read and comment on them.
Thank you for reading this. If you have any other complaints, post them below and I will address them.
