beepbobit
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And so it happened that Beepbobit lead the soldiers of Mordor, with the help of Dimitri and Apex, to great victories in Minas Tirith, again (Not sure why we had to retake it again but okay), helms deep, and other places. At the battle of Isengarde, Apex managed to slay the great King Leoden, ending his long and valiant rule. All Rohan mourned for their king, and their whole country was taken as they fled into the Misty Mountains and to Dale. Next, the group lead a great horde of Goblins into Moria, to destroy the dwarvish kingdoms taking hold there. Afterwards, they were ready to assault Lorien, Mirkwood, Erebor, and beyond. Beepbobit flew into battle alone, striking down helpless dwarves with his new Morgul blade. But, as he was floating down the Stairs, a bag was thrown over his head, and he pulled through lava and water, into a small room, the Temple of Tibbles. As he looked around, he saw that his hands were bound by chains. Runes glowed on the ground around him, emanating from the beacon on the altar. Leomer, nephew of Leoden, stood in full diamond armor ahead of him. Beepbobit shouted at him.
“LEOMER! WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME HERE? THESE CHAINS CAN’T HOLD ME FOREVER!”
"These chains can contain you long enough! They are of Morian Mithril!”
Beepbobit fought the chains, but he could not escape. Upset, but not discouraged, he continued to question Leomer, all the while cast a spell to break them.
“WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE BY BRINGING ME HERE?”
Leomer smiled, and began to speak with a confident voice.
"You may be a wraith, but your appearance has not changed nor will it unless you stay one”
Suddenly, from the shadows emerged several great leaders. MD, the king of the Dwarves, Beastlycraft, a ranger and prince of Mirkwood, along with Kordian_The_Great and Superstormfur, both prominent soldiers of Gondor. Kordian was saddened to see his master in such a strange form, but he tried to stay strong.
Beepbobit eyed his opponents, but he then seemed to smirk and laughed a horrible, icy laugh.
“FOOL! YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PROTECT YOU! I WILL ESCAPE, AND YOU WILL DIE!”
Beepbobit lunged forward in his chains, ready to strangle him, but Leomer dodged and stepped aside.
"The king of the dwarves has other things to say!” Cried MD as he loaded his magical Dwarven Crossbow
"And I as well, ranger of mirkwood!” Yelled beastlycraft as he raised his Elven longsword.
"And we, soldiers of Gondor!” Shouted Kordian_The_Great and Superstormfur, swords on the ready.
Leomer smiled, and removed a cloth from the ground, saying,
“Beepbobit's body lays on this mat! His humanly spirit is not lost!"
"NO! IT CANNOT BE! MY CORPSE FELL FROM…THE GREATEST HEIGHT…"
“Aye! I collected it from Minas Tirith and brought it here! We can make you human once more!” The group cheered, but Beepbobit roared.
"NO! LEOMER! YOU CANNOT SUCCEED! I WILL FIGHT YOUR WEAK MAGICS, AND YOU TOO SHALL BECOME WRAITHS!!”
But Leomer only laughed, and said
“It is too late, Beepbobit. We are strong, and your wraith spirit is already joining your body without any of our work. With the help of this, the ancient Runestone of Only_God, will complete the ritual!” For it was true, Leomer had taken the stone from the secret vaults under Edoras, and would use it to save Beepbobit. The group of them began speaking ancient words louder and louder to cast their great spell. Its effect was immediate, beepbobit felt himself drawn to his old corpse, and try as he might, he could not escape.
"NOOO! MORGOTH WILL RULE… FOREEEVVEEEERRRRRR" Beepbobit’s wraith image faded, and his chains fall limp. There was a great silence in the lava temple.
All in the room stood in anticipation, weapons drawn.
Suddenly, Beepbobit’s corpse stirred.. He is alive, a bard once again!
“Thank you Leomer. I am glad my messenger reached you in time”
“It was ill news of my uncles death. But, as king, I was allowed access to the vaults, where I retrieved the stone.”
“Breath the free air again, my lord.” Said Kordian with a smile. He handed Beepbobit his sword, Daen’Ithil, or Moon Shadow, which had also been retrieved with his corpse.
“Thank you Kordian my squire. I am glad you survived to be here today.” Superstormfur was filled with joy, so he proclaimed the news loudly, throughout the halls of Moria.
“Beepbobit the bard is alive!”
The dwarves heard the call and cheered, raising their pickaxes and fighting the goblins with newfound strength.
Next stepped forward Beastlycraft, who spoke with haste.
“You may be alive, but you need time to heal. Come, we can travel to my father’s kingdom in Mirkwood, where we shall find safety and council in these troubled times.”
“Agreed” said all present.
And so the group left that putrid place immediately, and rode to a great council.
Thus ends the account of Beepbobit the Wise, Bard, Captain and Spearman of Gondor, Cupbearer of the King
“LEOMER! WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME HERE? THESE CHAINS CAN’T HOLD ME FOREVER!”
"These chains can contain you long enough! They are of Morian Mithril!”
Beepbobit fought the chains, but he could not escape. Upset, but not discouraged, he continued to question Leomer, all the while cast a spell to break them.
“WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE BY BRINGING ME HERE?”
Leomer smiled, and began to speak with a confident voice.
"You may be a wraith, but your appearance has not changed nor will it unless you stay one”
Suddenly, from the shadows emerged several great leaders. MD, the king of the Dwarves, Beastlycraft, a ranger and prince of Mirkwood, along with Kordian_The_Great and Superstormfur, both prominent soldiers of Gondor. Kordian was saddened to see his master in such a strange form, but he tried to stay strong.
Beepbobit eyed his opponents, but he then seemed to smirk and laughed a horrible, icy laugh.
“FOOL! YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PROTECT YOU! I WILL ESCAPE, AND YOU WILL DIE!”
Beepbobit lunged forward in his chains, ready to strangle him, but Leomer dodged and stepped aside.
"The king of the dwarves has other things to say!” Cried MD as he loaded his magical Dwarven Crossbow
"And I as well, ranger of mirkwood!” Yelled beastlycraft as he raised his Elven longsword.
"And we, soldiers of Gondor!” Shouted Kordian_The_Great and Superstormfur, swords on the ready.
Leomer smiled, and removed a cloth from the ground, saying,
“Beepbobit's body lays on this mat! His humanly spirit is not lost!"
"NO! IT CANNOT BE! MY CORPSE FELL FROM…THE GREATEST HEIGHT…"
“Aye! I collected it from Minas Tirith and brought it here! We can make you human once more!” The group cheered, but Beepbobit roared.
"NO! LEOMER! YOU CANNOT SUCCEED! I WILL FIGHT YOUR WEAK MAGICS, AND YOU TOO SHALL BECOME WRAITHS!!”
But Leomer only laughed, and said
“It is too late, Beepbobit. We are strong, and your wraith spirit is already joining your body without any of our work. With the help of this, the ancient Runestone of Only_God, will complete the ritual!” For it was true, Leomer had taken the stone from the secret vaults under Edoras, and would use it to save Beepbobit. The group of them began speaking ancient words louder and louder to cast their great spell. Its effect was immediate, beepbobit felt himself drawn to his old corpse, and try as he might, he could not escape.
"NOOO! MORGOTH WILL RULE… FOREEEVVEEEERRRRRR" Beepbobit’s wraith image faded, and his chains fall limp. There was a great silence in the lava temple.
All in the room stood in anticipation, weapons drawn.
Suddenly, Beepbobit’s corpse stirred.. He is alive, a bard once again!
“Thank you Leomer. I am glad my messenger reached you in time”
“It was ill news of my uncles death. But, as king, I was allowed access to the vaults, where I retrieved the stone.”
“Breath the free air again, my lord.” Said Kordian with a smile. He handed Beepbobit his sword, Daen’Ithil, or Moon Shadow, which had also been retrieved with his corpse.
“Thank you Kordian my squire. I am glad you survived to be here today.” Superstormfur was filled with joy, so he proclaimed the news loudly, throughout the halls of Moria.
“Beepbobit the bard is alive!”
The dwarves heard the call and cheered, raising their pickaxes and fighting the goblins with newfound strength.
Next stepped forward Beastlycraft, who spoke with haste.
“You may be alive, but you need time to heal. Come, we can travel to my father’s kingdom in Mirkwood, where we shall find safety and council in these troubled times.”
“Agreed” said all present.
And so the group left that putrid place immediately, and rode to a great council.
Thus ends the account of Beepbobit the Wise, Bard, Captain and Spearman of Gondor, Cupbearer of the King
