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which race is the coolest?

HEY! COPYRIGHT! I MADE A FAVORITE LOTR RACE THREAD BEFORE!!!
 
[quote user_id="8973153" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/pasta20/74.png" name="pasta20"]Wich race is the coolest. If i forgot any race you can add it in the comments.
NIKLAS! JAG ÄLSKAR DIG, SNÄLLA BLI MIN POJKVÄN! sry, has to scream in swedish[/quote]
"Nikael, I love you, please be my boyfriend" <-- Translation. Gee guys get a room x.x
 
You let me down :( WHERE DA HELL IS THE DUCKS! I DONT WANT FREAKING DWARVES OR ELVES OR ANY OF DAT CRAP I WANT DUCKS! DUCKS ARE FREAKING EPIC A DUCK VS A NAZGUL THE DUCK WOULD LOOSE BUT WE DONT CARE BECAUSE ITS A DUCK!

And now I shall leave you on this ending sentence...
Quack Quacky Quack flip flop quackyuauauauack
Anyone who can speak duck knows what that means...
 
How are nazguls, the dead, rocks, Barrow-wights races. They were all once living men etc.

And rocks?!?!
They're just crystallised magmas, which may have weathered and/or undergone Diageneses, and/or Metamorphism.
Unless you have a hill, then rocks can have their race.

Too much choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*has meltdown*
*picks melee class next time online*
 
[quote user_id="8973153" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/pasta20/74.png" name="pasta20"]Wich race is the coolest. If i forgot any race you can add it in the comments.
NIKLAS! JAG ÄLSKAR DIG, SNÄLLA BLI MIN POJKVÄN! sry, has to scream in swedish[/quote]
???wtf?????
 
[quote user_id="11532960" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/Dr_olex/74.png" name="Dr_olex"]
Wich race is the coolest. If i forgot any race you can add it in the comments.
NIKLAS! JAG ÄLSKAR DIG, SNÄLLA BLI MIN POJKVÄN! sry, has to scream in swedish
???wtf?????[/quote]
Goddeh wrote that,,, idk how : P
 
DON'T WORRY PEOPLE, THE EXPLAINER'S HERE!
Orcs don't have a concept of ''self'', are weak and don't like sunlight.
Goblins follow more intelligent beings without asking themselves why.
Trolls have a primitive concept of self, but are still more stupid than an orc. Also, sunlight kills them.
Men are mere creatures fighting for survival.
Dwarves are intelligent, strong and have a good will and want for knowledge (CANDIDATE FOR BESTRACEEVER).
Elves are sick arrogant freaks who care only for their butts.
Naz-guls are merely shadows of once creatures with a sense of self: they obey Sauron and died with him.
Eagles are always saving the day (CANDIDATE FOR BESTRACEEVER).
Uruk-Hai completely don't know what ''self'' means, they follow more intelligent beings but are more stronger than orcs and goblins.
Hobbits don't give a f**k and are cool.
Ents don't give a f**k an are arrogant trees who care only for their flowers and saplings.
Dragons are badass intelligent and powerful creatures in search of gold, castles and virgins for ''sacrifices'' (CANDIDATE FOR BESTRACEEVER).
Rocks are rocks and have Dwayne Johnson in their army (CANDIDATE FOR BESTRACEEVER).
Wizards are useful when they want and are a bit d**ky.
Giants don't give a f**k and destroy beautiful landscapes.
Huorns are angry trees.
Balrogs are powerful but they don't have ideals.
Spiders suck.
The Dead are a backup army of traitors.
Ring wraiths are Naz-guls, fool.
Ainur are GODS and I'm agnostic.
River-maids are the women we all want but only Umno and T.Bombadil have them.
Barrow-wights are b**ches.
Vampires are just some dirty vampire BATS. Only bats, no human form.
Wargs are big intelligent wolves, but being a wolf has some disadvantages.
So, Dwarves VS Eagles VS Rocks VS Dragons...
the Dragon wins.
And you know why it wins? Because ''duck'' is a synonymous of ''drake'' which is a synonymous of ''dragon''.
DRAGONS, BIATCHES!
 
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