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Corvus™
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put it at 0.50 speed i fucking DARE YOU
i have pizza, what do you have?
legend-dairy
for those of you who want to see an older irl of me lmao
Hi, my name is Jared Fogle
You may know me as the Subway mogul
I made millions because I lost some weight
Lost it all when I took a small girl on a date
Millions of obese people looked up to me and were torn
When the cops found my hidden stash of kiddie porn
I like my women like I like my sub size
6 and 12, I aint gonna apologize
Now I'm jail and my ass is tender
All because I'm a sex offender
My name is Keem
I was a star
I was dank meme
But now I'm in bars
Cause I beat my wife
All throughout my life
And now because I caused a hustle
I'm legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
I'm Austin Jones, and well you see
I'm here because I made little girls, twerk for me
I produced song covers and child porn too
Coming to a YouTube channel near you
Am I still bad? That's a great big nope
Even though I'm still gonna drop the soap
I might as well go ahead and stick my dick in a blender,
because after all, I'm just a sex offender
ast name Pepper, first name Sam.
My time on YouTube has made me grand,
But in the last two years I became quite a douche,
For touching some girls' touche,
Even though all my pranks are practically staged,
I do like all my girls forcibly raped,
I have a punchable face and shitty hair,
But that only adds to my flair,
I'm not here to make friends,
I am here because of my sex offence.
First name Turner, Last name Brock
The girls all know me as The Finger Cock
Enrolled at Stanford where I swim
I will move on you when you dream
Behind the dumpster or in the alley
Back in time for a varsity rally
My offense landed me in jail
Six months and out, daddy paid bail
I really don't see whats with all the kerfuffle
I am just here to do the sex offender shuffle -
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