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  • my name's Sam and I wear glasses,
    made a prank video about grabbing girls asses,
    thought it was funny and would get me views,
    but it ruined my life now that is true,
    resisted arrest and got sprayed with my last name, Pepper
    now I'm a registered sex offender
    First name Daniel,
    Last name keem,
    Reporting the news,
    Is my theme,
    Once was streaming online,
    Now I'm in jail, doing time,
    Found a young girl who liked me much,
    Only got to look, but not to touch,
    She bent over and flashed her hole,
    Tracking her down became my goal,
    I don't need her now I got a daughter,
    I'm just waiting till she gets hotter,
    I keep her indoors at all times,
    Just to make sure that she's all mine,
    You can find me to be your host,
    Of pedo mine crafters who I like to roast,
    Bashur is one, he almost went mad,
    I did it to hide myself from looking bad,
    Toby Turner is another one,
    Getting the heat off me is kinda fun,
    Fuck you scarce, your channel is shit,
    I'm surprise that it's pretty lit,
    I'm not just a host, so remember,
    Hello there, I'm Charlie Sheen
    you may know my balls aren't clean.
    I used to do a lot of drugs
    and give small children uncomfortable hugs.
    But now I am a normal guy
    because if I weren't, I would die.
    I stand here because I couldn't offer a rebutal
    that's why I must do the sex offender shuffle.
    I am Benjamin to the Lane
    My sex crime is pretty tame
    I just peed in a public place
    I never caused anyone to struggle
    But I still have to do the sex offender shuffle
    First name Austin, last name Jones
    Under my house, lie childrens bones.
    Thought i could get away,
    now i know better.
    From now on im a sex offender.
    the names Austin Jones, and I'm out on bail,
    not long before I go back to jail,
    until I'm there, be aware, I've asked to see some underage underwear.
    I got caught you see, for producing child pornography.
    I used flattery so they'd twerk for me.
    I couldn't get away with it for forever, and now I'm just a sex offende
    First name: sam last name:pepper
    I'm here because
    I'm a sex offender
    I pinched girls butts
    To get more views
    But then they complained
    That they were sexually abused
    I'm not here to cause any trouble
    I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle
    i'm lena dunham, i'm a tv star
    and my career's been going good so far
    i'm an sjw, but listen to this
    when i was a kid, i molested my sis
    i rubbed one out while she was asleep
    i spread her legs and made her kiss me
    even though i make bank on tv prime time
    i'm here because of my sexual crimes
    First name Daniel,
    Last name Keem,
    Reporting news is my theme,
    Once was streaming online,
    Now I'm in jail, doing time,
    Came across a girl, who liked me much,
    Only got to look, but not to touch,
    She bent over, flashed her hole,
    Tracking her down, became my goal,
    I don't need her now, I got a daughter,
    I'm just waiting, till she gets hotter,
    Keep her indoors, where she's all mine,
    If people don't know, I'll be fine,
    Once I'm done, I'll probably end her,
    Until then I'm just a sex offender
    First name Donald, last name Trump, I'm here cuz I grab women, by the rump then I throw their bodies in the dump. Next time you know, my pants have a big hump. sex offender shuffle
    Last name Mungus, First name Hugh
    Trigger femininist is what i do.
    I did youre cousin once or twice.
    And it was not for the right price.
    He told his mom about it
    And now i need to do this shit.
    I did take all my chances
    For all my sex offences
    Last name fogle, first name jared
    I like my vaginas young and arid
    just the thought of me might make you sick
    laugh as your daughter gags on my dick
    used to do commercials shilling subs
    now sharing showers with my boyfriend, "Bubs"
    what can I say? I just love trouble
    in my cell, doing the sex offender shuffle
    Ronald Mullis, spit the facts,
    I'll blow your kids just like my sax,
    I was a teacher down at the local school,
    All the kids thought I was cool,
    But thanks to legally warranted searches,
    The police found out my sexual urges,
    Those kids caused me a bunch of trouble,
    So now I'm singing the sex offender shuffle.
    Hi, my name is Jared Fogle
    You may know me as the Subway mogul
    I made millions because I lost some weight
    Lost it all when I took a small girl on a date
    Millions of obese people looked up to me and were torn
    When the cops found my hidden stash of kiddie porn
    I like my women like I like my sub size
    6 and 12, I aint gonna apologize
    Now I'm jail and my ass is tender
    All because I'm a sex offender
    hello everybody, name's sam pepper

    disabled my ratings cause i thought i was clever

    committed assault and uploaded it online

    thinking that makes it less of a crime,

    got more assault charges on me than views on my vids

    i should just delete my channel and say good riddance,

    but it was just a prank bro, just for a chuckle,

    and now i stand and do the sex offender shuffle
    My name is Tyrone and when its day,
    And all the parents are gone away
    You all know me for what i do best,
    I lean right in and i lick the girls breasts
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