Corvus™

guy's... i'm coming out... y'know how jake pauls nuts were loose... no not those nuts! the nuts holding his wheel on his team 10 van? yeah he blamed his neighbors for it but in fact, it was i, the j, to the b, to the ird. be a pompas ass, and ya' get a little visit from me.

lol anyways yeah clearly my plan failed... ish... PLAN C

you poor, poor, little stupid person. poor little thing can't even think for himself.

1.7.10 is a ancient version of minecraft with almost no features of importance. playing on 1.7.10 now, with 1.12 being out, is the equivalent to still playing on 1.2.4 while 1.7.10 is out. no matter how many times this game updates there will always being the nostalgia junkies still playing on an ancient version because they cannot accept change, and that is the only reason. games change, if you don't like the newer (most stable due to fixed bugs) versions, then this game is not for you. if it were up to people who still play ancient obsolete versions then this game would have died all the way back in 1.6 or 1.7. in order to keep the game alive you need to keep the people interested and keep it from getting boring, in other words, new features = less doing the same things over and over again. this is the very foundation of what minecraft was built on. taking one thing, and improving on it perpetually. this is why mods need to update, so that, similarly, these mods can stay relevant in an ever-changing minecraft, and with it... fanbase. true minecraft enthusiasts appreciate the versions of minecraft provided to us for what they are, no matter how much it changes in the process.

so i am working with The Fireplace on his newest mod, only 4 more things to get done, then the official release will be droppin' THE HYPE.

what is an ego-maniacal psychopath supposed to do in a world made for sane people?

wow lol this bitch just got told.

i never even did anything to it ain't it fellas wtf? lol.

why are u so ugly

My great grandfather 18 times removed on my fathers side rode in the first crusade 1096-1099. I've suspected this for a while but never had the proof until now.
His name was Sir Henri De Juatt and he was a Knight from Normandy and a French citizen of the United Kingdom.
The name Juatt, which means "first down" or "first growth" or "firstfruits" was anglicized to "Jewett" in England as an homage to what my grandfather did in the crusades, namely "killed jews" for that is what Jewett means... "slayer of jews."
You got that right! You read that right!
Christians in modern times are told a lie, that the first crusade was to liberate Jerusalem from the Muslims and to stop the Caliphate. They are taught the lie that only Muslims were slain by the crusaders (as if that is some sort of justification for killing in the name of the Prince of Peace).
"It's okay, we only killed the muslims, because they were trying to take over the world."
This is what I hear from Christians everywhere.
They do NOT know what they are talking about. The Crusades were less about stopping the muslim caliphate as it was the first big "caliphate" of the Christians!
Not just muslims were slain there, for you see, the jews were in palestine during the first crusade and there was a special "crack" team who's job it was to find those jews and KILL them, headed up by none other than my GRANDFATHER (18 times removed).
Why am I confessing this now?
Because all of my life I have looked at my family and marveled at the dysfunction. From a very young age I became convinced there was some sort of curse over my family.
I now know the origins of that curse.

there is something wrong with me, like, something really... really, wrong with me.

dlaH puas

Fun Fact: on my grandaddy's side 5 generations back i have a brown ancestor

another fun fact: on my grandmothers side 18 generations back i have an ancestor who fought against the Muslims in the first Crusades

who here watched the newest ppl of earth?

Generation Y squad where u at? xP

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH get it? i said "nigga"? but i look white? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

hahahahahahahahhaha! get it guys? i said i need a beer? but i'm only 17. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA also, get it? i sent that message days ago, but i'm only now laughing about it? HHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *chokes*

I AM FUNNY! shut the FUCK UP nigga

oh god i'm getting all nostalgic over the ancient memes. i think i've eaten one too many Member Berries!