Corvus™

my life is fuckin' trash

ladies and gentlemen! i present to you... Stained Soldiers!

oz'y zosk

i am pretty good at the art of charming people, but i want to get better. anyone else dabble?

"he was too nice and didnt punch me, im just not used to that" this is what happens when hoes find a king

i can feel this dude. i shit my pants every day. AND I'M PROUD OF IT

still going...

HE WON'T STOP LMAO!

furthermore, last night i was soooo sick, i had a very high fever and i felt no energy, i could barely stand. i would sneeze constantly, like once every minute constantly. and my face was puffed up like a soccer ball. but then the damnedest thing happened, i drank 1 glass of milk, ate 1 string cheese and then cooked and ate some chicken shrimp ramen noodles, then i went to bed. i've woken up now and i still feel weak but i no longer have as high a fever (and it's going down) and i am no longer sneezing with a face that looks like it's been blown up like a water baloon. goes to show the older methods of medicine still work.

physical proof we live in the matrix

S t o p P o k i n g M e W i t h Y o u r N i p p l e s

IT'S BEEN RELEASED

well, the poor little stupid person replied, with a statement even dumber than the last, here is my response. i'll probably make a "The Fluxware Drama Pt 2" video or some shit like that.

love is double edged blade, i don't blame her tho... inter-species relationships are complicated, i was a human while she was a demonic hell beast.

my newest series:

i highly encourage you to listen to this song because it describes me and i'm damn proud of it!

our new moood!!!

~TBH~
I don't really know you that well but you seem pretty cool! Maybe we can talk more sometime?

be a pampas ass and i'll smoke you like grass.

still waiting for that tbh... lmao