Corvus™

im not gonna lie, im probably gonna cum in your hair

all rise for our national anthem.

"Loyalty to the nation all the time,
loyalty to the government when it deserves it."

A nation is more than just it's government, and when the government betrays it's nation it's up to the people to enact justice.

"And when rome forgot about it's legion, it's legion forgot about Rome."

the people only want to feel safe in their homes, and free in the streets. that shouldnt be too much to ask for.
oppression comes from everywhere, it's hiding in every nook and cranny, but when the government decides to oppress it's people, there comes a time for the people to put the government in it's place. for it is said that the government is supposed to fear it's people, not the other way around.

i made some honey-glazed baked chicken with garlic tuscan and oregano and it was one of the best things i've made.

benefits of a brand new oven, i suppose.

I'm... unimpressed with the people I've moved nearby to.

i've always wanted my own simp.

when me and the homies show up to the demon summoning gathering without our baphomet masks and our fellow satan worshippers turn to face us.

people talk shit cuz i was born in florida. like i have some sorta control over where im born.
like haha yeah, im from florida dude? that the best you got? you're 25 and balding, born in the midwest, you think jalapenos are spicy and plain greek yogurt is sweet you boring box of 2% milk "florida is a vacation spot" ass bitch.