Corvus™

i have a nice ass

if i dont get my dick sucked sometime in the next 3 fucking hours im telling THA VARUS to kill your grandma.

like dam bro you knew i was an edgelord but you never knew that a blade isnt a blade without a point.

ima saber, built for thrusting not edging.

socializing is difficult

but y'know what's more difficult?

crushing a human infant's head in a waffle maker.

moving is hard.

but my dick is harder.

are u the 10 or am i the 10hundred out of 93

me roasting people on discord be like

"i dont admit when im wrong even when i know im wrong because then i'll never hear the end of it"

if you're afraid to admit when you're wrong, even when you know you're wrong, that's how you wind up in a position where you'll never hear the end of it.

because they know that the very idea of being wrong and arguing with them about it upsets you. they can SENSE IT.

and trust me, you'll still never hear the end of it even if you dont admit you were wrong because they'll want to see your face as it twists up in knots trying to justify your clearly incorrect position that THEY KNOW that you know is incorrect.

the key to avoiding such a conversation is to not speak out on a topic unless you absolutely know for a fact that you are 100% correct and can back it up with facts and evidence. to date, it would be easier to count on my hands the amount of times i have been unmistakably wrong in my adult life than it would to count the amount of times i was absolutely correct, and that's by design. i learned from a very young age, at around the time i entered high-school that i should only speak when i know what im talking about and if there's a subject i dont know enough about to really have an opinion on the topic, even if i already formulated an opinion, i will avoid speaking my opinion out because i know there is a chance that, that opinion is ill-conceived. doing this is going to garner you a reputation among your peers as a "know-it-all" because when they speak with you, you talk as if you know all the answers.

but it's not that you know it all, or that you even think that you know it all, it's that you only speak out on subjects that you are thoroughly educated in. Trust me, if you follow this idea in principal and take it to heart, it will save you a lot of embarrassment.

im going to break you

Michelle Obama

0.2/10

The Stranger within my gate,
He may be true or kind,
But he does not talk my talk--
I cannot feel his mind.
I see the face and the eyes and the mouth,
But not the soul behind.

The men of my own stock,
They may do ill or well,
But they tell the lies I am wanted to,
They are used to the lies I tell;
And we do not need interpreters
When we go to buy or sell.

The Stranger within my gates,
He may be evil or good,
But I cannot tell what powers control--
What reasons sway his mood;
Nor when the Gods of his far-off land
Shall repossess his blood.

The men of my own stock,
Bitter bad they may be,
But, at least, they hear the things I hear,
And see the things I see;
And whatever I think of them and their likes
They think of the likes of me.

This was my father's belief
And this is also mine:
Let the corn be all one sheaf--
And the grapes be all one vine,
Ere our children's teeth are set on edge
By bitter bread and wine.

wake up u little bitch so we can fuck

Wretch

i, the cringiest man alive, have returned to this gods forsaken website to rip and to tear. i am purging this place with the worst memes imaginable, these are the last days on my website, say your prayers, and perish.

Bow to your god.

Bro im the king lowkey

people need to learn to like - or at least tolerate - those who they find difficulty relating to.

News Flash: not everybody has to be exactly like you, people ARE allowed to have a differing worldview from you. fucking nonce.