Corvus™

i am entertaining how dare you question my entertainment value

float like a butterfly sting like a bee, shit like a bird and make ya' hate me. a flow so smooth but i ain't no babe-e. you can ask ya bitch what she think of me.

some say i'm savage, others say i'm weak. but one things for certain; i deal damage when i speak.

no i can't freestyle, no i can't dance. but at least i don't walk like i got ants in my pants.

i'm slow. taking my time every verse, so that each time i rap my words spread like a curse.

slow verse show ya ass get beat in re-verse. this ain't no show- don't ask me to rap, i don't got an obligation to prove i'm all that.

My latest video has dropped son! i got a new editing program so tell me whatcha think ya dweebs!

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Three guys walk into a bar they all go into the bathroom,
1 hour later one walks out and the bartender asks"what took you so long"
The guy said he was blowing bubbles and didn't want to be seen, 30 minutes later another walks out, the Bartender asks "what took you so long" the guy said he was blowing bubbles and didn't wanna be seen, 5 minutes later the last guy walks out, Bartender says "let me guess you where blowing bubbles and didn't wanna be seen" then the guy says.....
I am bubbles

ah... i think the 2015 edgy me is returning... with a little less unintentional cringe and a little more... personality.

i am probably posting a reading comments video tommors...

also... you should watch this.

everyone... i forgot to post this video link. you're welcome

it is important to remember that time is not set, it is a vast desert full of shifting sands and we ourselves, are the winds that shift them.

i made a new video! this one is even more cancerous than the last! GET THE BLEACH BITCHES

feel free to check out my latest video, prepare your pocket knife 'cause its time to do some SELF HARM!

never have i ever laughed so hard at such complete cancer
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g4fiwx0EQbOBZAjdyJYzUqgZlSihwUexDt_imlDJ_EU/edit

dur newerest palaedephobians

wow. awesome.

my breakfast:
deep fried omlet using pepperoni and stir fry topped with fresh A-1 steak sauce and a little bit of lemon pepper

...wait, is this why i am getting a tummy chub?

wtaf?

Dear girls,
Stop abusing your boyfriend, and yes, what you are doing IS abuse.
Stop:
* Yelling at him in front of his freinds
* Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don't like
* Telling him he doesn't have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you.
* Telling him he can't hang out with friends because you don't like them.
* Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend
* Forcing him to spend every moment with you
* Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws
* Calling him stupid or making fun of him when he makes a mistake
* Threatening to break up iwith him if he doesn't do what you want him to do.
* Emotionally manipulating him and crying until you get your way.
* Accusing him of cheating every time he's not with you.
* Blow up over the phone if he doesn't text you every five minutes.
* Telling him you are the best thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will want him.
* Telling him you can get any boy you want, any time you want.
* Physically attacking him whenever you are mad
* Invading his privacy and going through his phone
* Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is.

Roses are red, violets suck, you weren't first you ugly fuck