Corvus™

can someone PLEASE make this vanilla minecraft?

that. was. amazing,

wow... some cuckold from germany disliked my new video; why is it that germany ALWAYS manages to ruin SOMETHING? screw you, germans!!! you are why we can't have nice things!!!

lel

my new video:

i can heavily relate to carl... we aren't sociopaths, we are just realistic

new video coming out, has taken 3 hours so far to render... only 57% done... expect it to be another 3 hours until it is done rendering, then it will be on youtube somewhere about 5 hours later... RIP efficiently making videos

to everyone who uses youtube.

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OOOH! oh. mah. gawd. look at this 3d render i did all by myself!1!11!1!! I AM SUCH A PROFESSIONAL!!11!!!!!111!!!! WORSHIP MEEEEEEEEE!111!11!!1!!11!11!!1

man i am so tired of my current gf... i just want someone to share my life with, someone i can lay down and be myself with... someone who is active... someone who is smart, and like me, and yet has some things they can learn from me.

i want the perfect relationship, so i play like a player but i cant find nothing but ignorant haters and horny gross bitches. i just want to find a place in the world i hate so damn much, but i can't, because everyone around me is not interested in me because everything i talk about doing and everything i do is so unrealistic and it seems like something out of a video game, and quite frankly, i do not blame them... and no matter how much i assure them i am not an illusion they insist i am not real. i am so depressed right now, i currently have everything i need. power, people, fame, sex... but the one thing that can bring me happiness... is the one thing i am deprived of... which is, of course, love. i walk by and see the perfect couples, happy, and confided in themselves... and i cannot help but envy their asylum.

and the more power i get, the less happy i am. it seems now a days the only thing left to bring me joy is the suffering and stress of others. i just want a day where i am loved, where i am happy, and where i do not feel like such a monster. i don't want to torture people for joy anymore... i just want a peaceful, and simplistic life... damn it sucks to be me.

tfw you are banned on some retarded forums for calling out a moderator on his/her bullshit

OH MY GOD GUYS
I found out something
People
Are mean
To other people
On the Internet

i think i'm 'gunna have a heart attack

i forget, so i need to be reminded, didn't you tell me to leave you alone Hermione? if so should i remove the comment from your wall? i noticed you still like my posts which means you aren't angry with me anymore... i think, so i just was wondering what the deal is with that?

10:50... uh... i mean 4

too true to be from you.

i am a god... and all YOU haters are the ones with the ego... i'm just a socio- uh... i mean... humble... god... yeah.

"GlaDOS inspired me to stand up to my school bully... i strapped him to a chair and cut all his limbs off... FOR SCIENCE!"

-a super awesome youtube comment

i'd watch this movie

post this to any cry baby who doesn't like the shit you say on the internet

"not scary" am i?

there truly is a darker page to every book.