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but this one is juuuust right

its right in that Goldilocks zone of great memes

this on fits me perfectly

this one is beautiful, almost poetic *cries

my new favorite meme

a Night as Black as Death, a Sea as Blue as Diamond, a Fire Red within a Bed makes you wake a Sudden, a simple flie eats some fruit, a Child cries in the night, if these horrors you accept as truth... Many Dreams might be shook

"help! Help" a child cries in the night, these silent words had gone un heard from all but the Blights, Cruel in their ways, much to his dismay a fire burned, a kettle cooked and nothing was in their way. a Hungry plant and a Frightened boy was all that lied in those woods, so here ends this simple story with a child eaten and cooked.

Ancient in his way

Many Dragons Did he Slay

Fire Red or Death Black

May Leave you in Dismay

riddle me this, riddle me that, why is there no way to run from these simple facts

"Our winter's cold and deep, frostbite eats your feet, snow falls down and hides the ground and ice trolls wake from sleep!"
— folk song heard in northern Kaedwen

Climbing to the top of snow-covered peaks is never a safe endeavor. One can slip and fall into a ravine, be buried in an avalanche — or stumble across ice trolls. Unlike the rock trolls found at lower altitudes, these permafrost-dwelling monsters treat every man they encounter as a possible ingredient for a tasty meal

"Aye, half-eagle, half tomcat, just like on the lord's crest. 'Cept this 'un was carryin' me dead cow 'stead of a scepter.

— Griffin attack witness, name unknown

Griffins were once only found high in the mountains, where they would hunt marmots and wild goats. When humans encroached on their lands, however, griffins soon discovered a new source of much more plentiful and easier-caught prey: cows, sheep and shepherds.
Though still wary of main roads and towns (where fold with the means to hire a Slayer are like to dwell), these half-eagle, half-wildcat creatures have gone from rarities to oft-encountered pests known throughout the Northern Realms. Especially hated are the subspecies known as royal griffins and archgriffins

Now extinct, the Last of their kind are surprisingly dumb, but fortunately... tame-able these beastie's are now known as Hippogryphs, this name as given to them for their very existence is a hypocritical mockery of their predecessors

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saw this on Viktor ze Husky wall

Jeff's Guide to Running a Good Group, Guild, or Faction.

1. Equality is Never a bad thing, however this guild preaches this teaching much too often.

2. Arrogance is often associated with Stereotypes and prejudices, which is of course... false. arrogance is acceptable within the normal world as long as the reasons for said arrogance are indeed sound.

3. Promoting Every person who joins to Member is again, never a bad thing. however, it is not Necessarily a good thing, either.

4. Placing Limits and Chains on your Members' Ability to Rage is never a good idea, this is due to the Human Psyche's Uncontrollable Desire to Conqueror any and all problems they face. this is of course, referring to your chains on the Members Ability to Place Socially Incorrect words on their problems. the way this guild is ran, you are bound to get Revolts as well as hate.

5.
Promoting Random People to Officers is an Incredibly bad idea, this places your guild at Risk to trusted friends being Kicked, People who have Only Bad Intentions for you being Let in. all these aspects lead to a Dead Faction.

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farewell, friends

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He Neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old!

Definition: Gnoles - a Gnole is a Wolf-Like Humanoid very similar to the Free Nations of the Continent of Stormshard. they are Nomads, Retaining their Ancestry by calling their groups 'Packs' their Culture Ceremonies Range, Most Notable of which is the art of Smudging, by Taking the Leaves of the White Sage plan't and leaving it out in the sun, these leaves turn into a herb with very medicinal properties. known as Sacred Sage by the Gnoles, it is Formally used to Cleanse their dwelling or "dens" out and rid them of Evil spirits and Emotions left behind by War-Hardened soldiers who could never leave the Battlefield. Gnoles are Capable of great Speech and Human-Like culture, some have even ruled as Great kings.

Definition: Necroseer - a Necroseer is a Necromancer who has kept himself from truly dieing and rotting away completely through the way of fire, this process is known as Singing, Singing is done by Thickening your heart as stone, and then Engulfing it with fire Through the way of the Flameseer, in doing so... the Necroseer is no Longer undead, and becomes truly Immortal