Corvus™

Sometimes i feel like women get the better deal out of a relationship.

love is an addiction and girlfriend's are the drug.
im not a drug addict, so leave me alone.
im here for that casual fuckbuddy shit not attachments.

wow 4 years on this shit site and people still can't figure me out lmao this is why i love and hate people.

any artists out there? i'd like to commission something for my server, well a few different things but i have one primary thing in mind. for some inspiration and in order to talk to me about the piece you can find my discord server here
https://discord.gg/P5NxWs2

also, i must note that as i have no money it would be a free commission, so take as much time on the art piece as you want im not in any real hurry, i just want some art to advertise my server with.

Also if anyone wants to share this on their walls so i get more traction i'll give you 10 barrier blocks on bedlam rises and any artist who takes up my commission and does a great job of it will be given 20 barrier blocks. <33

to post on your wall, use this

any artists out there? PATHOLOG1CAL would like to commission something for his server, well a few different things but he has one primary thing in mind. for more information visit his wall!

I joined this page because I thought it would be funny. That people would share embarrassing things that we do in our everyday life. Emo phases, a video where someone got really mad and ended up looking stupid, or creepy shows that should have never aired. Instead I get racist, sexist people making fun and wishing death on people who are different/mutated/disabled. And don't even get me started on the bitter ass athiests in this group. Just shut the fuck up. I actually had no clue people so ugly on the inside exsisted. Y'all are some miserable old fucking bitches who apparently have never been enaged in a healthy social life.
This is the darkest part of my newsfeed and it's so depressing to discover that there is so many peices of shit out there. Fuck the majority of you

It's a very nuanced & layered meme, you see... not everybody has the cognitive ability to grasp the subtle abstract humor behind the lamp, or to fully comprehend the social commentary which the moth so delicately symbolizes. Ultimately we live and die by the lamp, just like moths, but only a select few are able to see past it--which in itself is a clever allusion to Plato's cave allegory. Anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk.

please! somebody make a moth model for VR chat! c'mon my brothers. we, as moths, can take VR chat over far better than the knuckles did. some say the knuckles ideology doesn't work, BUT I SAY DIFFERENT! it was never fully implemented, c'mon brothers. for LAMP!

I don’t know who’s house it happened at or even what year it happened. I don’t know if I got there before everyone else or after. I don’t know how I got there or how I got home over 8 miles away (at the age of 15).

My life time friend doesn’t remember any of this ( and the other 3 people I said were there testified under oath they don’t know anything about this).

I have a fear of flying , but have no problem jet-setting all over the world while on vacation. I’ve been on airplanes more in the past two months than most people in a year, but my fear is completely legit.

I don’t know who paid for my hotel and polygraph test( the afternoon of my grandmothers funeral, or maybe it was the next day, who knows). And guess what? I flew there. Oh and that polygraph, it was only two questions, neither of which were about Kavanaugh. But hey, I passed so that’s all that matters. And my PhD in psychology definitely, in no way, helped me with it or my testimony today.

My friends on the beach encouraged me to continue contacting the media with my story (because we were running out of time). I can’t name them, so we’ll just call them beach friends. Yet while giving such great advice, none were willing to be character witnesses. Meanwhile, Judge Kavanaugh had hundreds of character witnesses step up in a matter of days.

My lawyers, out of the kindness of their hearts, are helping me for FREE yet I have a “needed” gofundme page that currently is sitting at $473,622. I’m so desperately in need of help there’s even a second gofundme with $209,987. I promise though I’m not getting anything out of my testimony, that money is just going to cover my expenses.

I’m super smart. I have a PhD and I teach graduate students. I know lots of big words, but it should be totally believable that I don’t understand basic questions.

I was the only person in the United States that didn’t know Congress agreed to come to me instead of me going to DC. They really do care about my flying phobia after all.

oh you hate me? great we have something in common. now go take your common belief someplace else it's hard enough hating yourself and trying to find reasons to like yourself only to find someone else cementing your own hatred of yourself.
god why is living so complicated.

im a dumbass

new haircut bois

i want to smear my face over a barbed wire fence

it's amazing to me how someone can grow up to be 56 years old, serve in the military for 24 years, marry twice, have a kid, travel the world, go to germany, france, italy, britain, and still not mature past the age of 5

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Politics explained by Stealers Wheel

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