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Girl on youtube "There is one thing in many relationships that I don't understand. I'm a woman and I've been happy with my boyfriend for 8 months. This is my first time dating someone (I'm 19 though). Some of my female classmates in college said things like "that guy seems great, you should put him to good use and ask him to buy you things" or that "he should always pay"... That's not dating, that's slavery. And it's not loving someone, it's abusing of them. How could someone do that ?! Now I don't have any respect for these girls.
And there's something else, too. A lot of people, even at my age, ask people out... Just because. They don't love them. Saying that "falling in love comes after"... What's the point ? I don't understand. This is so unrespectful."

Me: dating is fun, you dont date someone because you love them, if you wait til you start loving someone before dating them, then you're probably never going to get the chance to date them in the first place because they are going to move on. dating is how you get to know someone, that is the point of dating, taking them out for coffee or tea or burgers or whatever, wholesome conversation. yes... love comes after dating because you can't love someone you dont know.

who's correct?

someone once told me that i am the best at being myself, and while this is true, being myself is the worst thing sometimes because the fact is that i, in and of myself, am a monster. a monster so horrid, that not even death will take me, im like death's crazy ex boyfriend, i got a taste of that sweet release once and i've never wanted anything else since, because of this, death flees from me. i've been stabbed, shot, broken, battered, and brainwashed. i've been to hell, and i've taken vacations to heaven. but at the end of the day... im me, and being me is the worst thing that can be. i hate myself and everyone around me. i am everything people hate about themselves

someone just pointed out that i have a hickey in this photo.
dont worry, she had far more prominent hickeys

im a monster....

Do you have Discord?

hey in case you haven't heard im an artist now, thanks.

yes my pfp and backdrop are both made by me try not to cringe.

rawr

Anyone who doesn’t has never had good cheese. I don’t mean Cheddar and Mozzarella and that kid’s stuff. I mean Camembert. Aged Gruyère. I’ve had experiences, man. I’ve done 99% pure Limburger and I drove home that same night. I sucked curds of Yak Feta from the navel of naked cheesemaker in Oberstaufen.

Wasn’t all good times. I got low, cheese is an expensive habit. Sometimes you gotta make do. One time I was on a 6 week Velveeta bender in New Orleans and I don’t know if I OD’d or someone slipped me a hot Babybel but I woke up in a veterinarian’s office and he said my Blood/Parmesan level was .16%, ten times the LD50. Other times I went too far, I did Casu Marzu with some Sardinian frat boys. I did Époisses de Bourgogne, I did it unpasteurized and caught Listeria, now I’m lactose intolerant.

Shit. I could’ve had a real life but I threw it away for a few drops of casein. Don’t be like me. Stay away from cheese, and gateway foods like crackers and figs.

tfw you just got sucked off from a glory hole and you walk out, and as you are walking out, you see a dude walk walking out of the stall next to you.

i think i like you better than when I was last here and no like doesn't mean sex ^✓^

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autism at its finest

as the tree leaves brush in the wind & the lava flows over the mountain. you can see the steaming hot smoke wisp in the air.

I’m kind of worried for your mental health man. You really gotta get therapy or something, maybe anti depressants.

son, i got laid before the KE mass extinction, i first got laid in my 1st life 143.2 million years ago, just before the cretaceous period, back in my day all this silly dating stuff, courtship rituals stuff, and other braaawr didn't exist, when we wanted to fuck sumthin, we fucked it. wanna tap that tree puss? yeah no problem, go for it mang. wanted to get some stego ass? yeah go fuck the stegosaurus. it wan't no thang.

that was pretty tame

first day of college without a shit load of tests aight boyz wish me luck.

there's nothing that can be done, my life fucking sucks.

Florida is such a tiny and easy state to navigate that if you live here, you live close to me lol. it only takes about 45 hours to walk from one side of the state to the other and driving is even quicker, depending on traffic.