ugh how can i fuck up so badly but just keep on progressing in life like a minecraft admin in creative mode??? fuck.
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guess who's getting into college already?
me, bitch.
guess who's so depressed and broken up that they can't even find the will within themselves to load their gun?
this guy <----
A daddy whale and a baby whale were swimming along one day when the baby whale asked “daddy, where did I come from” and the daddy whale said “well, when a mommy whale and a daddy whale love each other they rub against each other a lot and the daddy puts a baby in the mommy, later the baby comes out”
The baby whale said “wow, thank you so much, dad!”
The daddy whale said “you’re whalecum”
im becoming unhinged again so expect depressed me to be making a huge comeback.
can't sleep because every time i close my eyes my entire fucked up life and all my mistakes along the way flash before me and like a lightning bolt a thousand watts of searing emotional pain strikes my body and causes me to convulse like a 98 year old senile man on steroids having a heart failure. i say this shit in a comedic way but that's only im 100% serious and instead rather than facing the fact that i am completely miserable i turn it into a joke so it's less painful.
lol i keep checking all of my social media accounts as if anything in my life actually means anything to anyone but myself only to realize not only does nobody give a single flying fuck about me but i don't even give a single flying fuck about myself either so i guess i might as well try shooting up heroin and shit since every time i try to die i fail in some monumental way lol. btw i laugh to relieve stress it's literally the only reason i laugh anymore xD
Ry Guy you're what we in the americas call a confident idiot, a confident idiot is bred when a moron, like yourself, is too stupid to be able to comprehend the concept that anyone more intelligent than themselves exists, this is also called the dunning kruger effect, and it plagues society as of late, so don't worry, you fit in with the rest of the moronic populace, please never reproduce the fate of the human race depends on you, and people like you never ever ever breeding.
this is better. this is the fine.
KONITHCIWAAAARAAAAOOOOBAAAAIAMAVESSELL666AAAAREEEEEEEKILLMEEEEEEELIFEISTORMENTETERNALTORTUREAWAITSEXCEPTMYFAITREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i love the animation, i love the song, but i cringe at the fact that there is a DDLC animation of the fucking song. help. brainwaves.
Zuccerborgle are in the Illuminarti
the FBI are collaborating with the annunaki race who want to put all white people in fema camps and are turning the damn frogs gay. #FuckTheGovernment.
i got banned from FB for using this meme
i will never ever spam your alerts wall if you add me! you can trust me! but don't trust the government because they'll use their mind controlling ray to turn you into an instrument of chaos because they themselves follow the shadowmaster ibgcuvrgvyucrv ighaigfrygbuyf iamavessellnuuorebgcfy666 noooo
i mean, trust the government, just like you now trust me, we're your friends, forver and always, and now for our closing argument:
pussy and beer. america. trust your government.
SCP-028 is real, open up your third eye! you're all sheeple. that means you're STUMB
my bait used to be more obvious but that was back when opposites where opposites to themselves and Reagan was a voice in my head. then again i guess that all could have been from an alternate reality because, as we all know that one theory where people shift in between realities that was named after that one African dude is real. -
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