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How to do a Ban Appeal By adamrob2002
Got banned because you used a hacked client? Want to get unbanned because you feel stupid for hacking. Well, here's EXACTLY how you can do that.

Make sure you follow these steps exactly, or it won't work.

Ban reason:

(Okay, here you need to put the reason and instantly deny it so like) ...Hacks but I don't hack. (This works every time!)

Person who banned me:

(Don't say a mods name , just say that there was no mods online at the time so it must be a glitch, like this!!!)
No one, I just saw I was banned!!!

Time of ban:

I don't know, I left my computer on and after my cousin had left I got banned!!

Do I agree with the ban:

No, it was my cousin and I had no idea, so it's not my fault. (Make sure you blame it on someone else, this is the best strategy as no one who makes ban appeals EVER blames it on other people! So the staff members won't suspect that you hacked at all)

Duration: permanent

Explanation: (Okay so this is the good one, the perfect response is as follows) It was my cousin, I am really sorry that I hacked and I was about to donate so please unban me because I love the server so much. I would never hack I love this and I play this with my friends all the time so I should be unbanned because this is my life and I don't do anything else!!! (Make sure you hit the emotional part, or it won't work) Also my cat got duck fucked by a truck yesterday so I am really sad and this is the only thing that makes me happy, so please please please unban me. Also I am a 6 year old orphan. (Saying something like this will be enough)

Did this help? If so make sure you follow the steps 100%, or it won't work.

Thanks,
Adam!

(This is a joke if you don't get it already, It's making fun of all those people who lie about being banned with very stupid excuses)

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Its back!
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We are constantly working on it and hosting events on a server!
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Well, I Didn't think it be that bad, But I am now banned from EW for 3 Days
because of a immature joke that i made. The staff took seriously and got upset about it, This is my first time being banned from EW, I Feel horrible about it and I am very sorry about it, I Made a ban appeal but no one has replied yet....
Sorry....

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A Really Dumb short video

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So, if you were a villain like this, what would be your solution?

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