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  • May this festival of hearts be filled with more than just your own
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    Kye
    What if we don't have a heart, or, like an octopus, we have several?
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    Guest
    In the former case, I pity you. In the latter case, I shall go and find a place for you to donate the excess organs.
    I'll be doing the Q&A with a mask today. I'm still coughing up I don't even know what and frankly I look like crap at the moment
    And just when you think everything quieted down, hell breaks loose again.
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    1488
    Sorry mate. Shit always seems to spring up in my family too. Mainly dad losing his job right before having to pay for my school. :/
    I love watching Fairy Tail, I really do. But sometimes the really cringy sexual scenes make it difficult to continue with my dignity (don't get me wrong that isn't gonna stop me for good just make me pause for a moment).
    I've been wearing a nurses/doctors mask to prevent my virus from spreading. I've been making a lot of mask jokes to lighten the mood. Impressions are my favorite and batman is easy to do.
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    1488
    Can you do Darth Vader in the Q&A? And Morgan Freeman?
    You think teachers ever use pickup lines that pertain to their subjects? If not then they're really missing out. If you're a science geek I recommend this one:

    "I may not have any Carbon-14 on me but I'll still date you."

    You can thank me later.
    Regent of Carthage
    Regent of Carthage
    Or you fucks could just ask her, "Hey, wanna hang out sometime?" like a normal person and not make retarded things most people won't understand.
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    "hang out" is too vague. If you're gonna ask a girl out make it clear that you intend to do exactly that.
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    Guest
    But nobody WANTS to do homework. That's an insult XD
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    what is the Server ip
    ???
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    for what server?
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    Guest
    he probably means siege empire it's closed sorry
    After witnessing time and time again many arguments in family I had resolved quite a while ago that I would neither force any sort of religion on my wife nor my own kids. Although this is certainly a disagreeable outlook to other Orthodox Jews the fact of the matter is you cannot force piety on someone in a relationship and expect it to function properly nor can you expect true piety from children born into the faith unless there is a complete immersion with no other outside experiences.
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    xUmbreon
    I wouldn't force religion on my kids either, and wouldn't force them to not believe in anything. I myself am an Atheist but I wouldn't force my kids not to believe in anything, or not have any religion whatsoever.
    Fr_
    Fr_
    Not about religion, but I can relate to what one would call family issues "blown way out of proportion for what is considered sane".
    craftking178
    craftking178
    If you truly believe in the religion, you won't want your children to fall away. Not teaching them about it will result in that. That's why so many turn away from Christianity and other beliefs
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    wanna know how to torture someone in 2020?
    tie them to a chair, pry their eyes open and make them look at bee movie memes
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    what if I enjoy bee movie memes?
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    Guest
    then that's what you'll use to torture, if they like it then use lazy town memes
    I'm glad to say that after a week (and I swear to the Lord my life is a soap opera) the family issues have died down. Also a violent snowstorm hit today so school has been cancelled for me for the first time in 4 years.

    There are still some days left until the Valentines Day Q and A so if there are any other questions you want to ask feel free.
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    1488
    Allahu Akbar.
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    Morthix200
    Do you ever wear a suit in human form?
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    Drevin99
    Have you ever killed a man.....'s reputation?
    There's a lot of things going on at home right now. If I'm not able to get back to you its for a reason.
    Borin
    Borin
    Hope things get better, I need you to answer dat quiz question during your Q&A
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    1488
    Insensitive prick. Jk m8.
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    Guest
    ikr? Magik is so insensitive of our desires to have a Q&A
    GOOOOOOD MORNING MAGIKKARP! *headbutts magik real hard* Haha! Let your guard down didn't you? You have much to learned kerp! *Isshin face*
    I am convinced the patriots sold their soul for unstoppable football prowess
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    Silver
    #GoPatriots
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    1488
    Did you hear that Tom Brady's kids thought he couldn't beat the Falcons because they were rlly good? :P
    You know those days that just seem so surreal and dramatic that you cant believe they actually happened
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    1488
    I blame the shoes Magi got.
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    1488
    I had a dream I was a suicide bomber once and a Communist revolutionary. Let's not talk about the suicide bomber dream.... (Even though it was strangely kinda fun)
    assassiniv
    assassiniv
    atleast you didnt murder harmless kids in your dream with seizures (ahm ahm fr)
    Adults are psychotic. Even moreso than children.
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    LordoftheChings
    "The sins of the father are misery to the son" "Adults are psychotic. Even moreso than children."
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    Fr_
    Fr_
    You really need to look up the word "psychotic" though. Carefully.
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