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  • Upon consultation I have decided to shave my eyebrows. Now everyone shaddap
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    Guest
    Just found out it's spelled "peer" kk
    craftking178
    craftking178
    Them pressurized pears tho man. Almost as scary as a pressurized acacado
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    1488
    So you aren't Osama Bin Laden's son. Allahu Akbar.
    I decided to brave omegle again after a while and this is the first thing that I encountered. He's 12 btw
    When you debunk someone's argument so hard they resort to correcting your spelling and grammar.
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    CraftReaper5
    so well* you ungrammatical scrub.
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    Drevin99
    On the other hand, it's a nice touch when given alongside a strong argument.
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    1488
    Allahu Akbar.
    There are two moods everyone has:
    1-I don't care about anything I'm spamming your messages deal with it
    2-They probably hate me and don't want to talk to me anymore

    There is no in between.
    Nothing like celebrating the start of the winter break like going out to japanese
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    I meant food not actual Japan
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    Guest
    Are you suggesting that McDonald's can't be Japanese? what a racist, amirite [user]8972120[/user]
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    1488
    Allahu Akbar.
    Me and my dad are in a Skype call and its turned into a competition to see who can make the worst racist joke.
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    Guest
    What do a black man and a bike have in common? They don't work without a chain. Why are black men so fast and nimble? They spend the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger. What does a black man do after sex? 40 years to life. Which hits the ground faster, a black man or a feather? The feather. The black man was stopped by the rope. What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family. Where do you hide a black man's welfare check so that he'll never find it? Under his work boots. What's the N word that you never want to call a black man? Neighbor. What does Leroy get for Christmas? Your bike. Why are a black man's eyes red after sex? Pepper spray. A three story apartment has a black family on bottom, a Mexican family in the middle, and a white family at the very top. A tornado crashes into the building and destroys it completely. Which family survives? The white family, because the kids were at school and the parents were at work. That is about a tenth of my arsenal.
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    Guest
    [emogif]contempt:36[/emogif]
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    1488
    Allahu Akbar.
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    congarats on 16174 voos
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    ty ty, I'd like to thank the academy and videos of me answering embarrassing questions. They got me where I am today
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    One day, if you are ever to do another Q&A, do you think I will ever get more lords, or will I be stuck alone.
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    Mythical_Sophia
    Ignore your allies 24/7 and we'll steal your existing one.
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    I'd say you have to make yourself a more prominent figure in conwylia in order for lords to notice you
    Witness the beautiful tolerance of the left as they riot through Washington while assaulting law enforcement. These individuals give the democrat name a bad ring to it.
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    MarkedForDeath
    What do you mean by 'the left'? Do you think Hillary is a leftist, or that the black bloc rioters are Hillary supporters?
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    Guest
    Riiiiight keep on believing that. :P
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    Guest
    No, you keep believing lies and that all the people who don't agree with you are evil demons, have fun.
    First President Trump and now Starset releases all these new songs?! I've died and gone on to the next world.
    At long last Donald J Trump stands at the head of the United States of America. And at long last as he preached all throughout his inauguration speech we will be a United States instead of a divided states.
    Petition to make this innaguration day national everyone was wrong day
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    Silver
    First Signature - Silver
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    SnowyKitty
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    In Sansorckia if you work for Jimmy and you mess up he will have sex with you, there is no esscape
    assassiniv
    assassiniv
    *magikkarp "accidently" spill a mug of shit* oppss seems i messed shit up
    I haven't forgotten about you lot and yes I am formatting the Q and A right now.
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    CraftReaper5
    DO IT FASTERRRRRR
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    1488
    Allah Akbar.
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