Magikkarp

I want a new cheesy quote to have for my wall quote. Post yours below will ya?

Yesterday was fre candy day, today is stomache ache day

I was debating with someone on mineplex involving whether mineplex should completely switch over to 1.9 to deafeat hackers. After countering him at every turn this is how the conversation went

Person: drink clorox kid
Me: I prefer Tide
fr15827 seems he missed your post

my halloween was better than yours

Tfw you're Jewish and I'm spending Halloween at my orthodox step fathers house so I'm not going to be celebrating Halloween this year

Mineplex story time again!

You see, I think I had two of my best ever moments on Mineplex today.

I was using my alt (as I always do these days) and was about to play a game of Skywars. Sometimes I like to use the message function that sends out random messages to players (it is a really weird feature on Mineplex). However, this time, the message said, “follow me i have xreys”. At that point, I realized that I posed a tiny, tiny risk of getting reported for “admitting” to hack. What’s ironic though, was that just the player who received the message, happened to be a hacker himself and was banned by Gwen a few minutes later.

A few games after that, I played another round of Skywars. I and the other last survivor had ended up in a stalemate where I was stuck far below the map and he far above. Obviously, due to map crumble, he would have won after about a minute – unless I made a smart move – and asked him to go up even further to “enjoy his victory even more”. By doing that, it made him lag out and I won.

Happy free candy day!

I'll be taking the PSAT's on wednesday. I'm excited to be a part of all the inside jokes hehe

So far, as I've played for about 5 minutes or so, I have to say that the server you guys have is garbage tier. It has the poorest looking map I've ever seen. You guys couldn't at least once shoot me a text to ask for a better looking map?? And also, you brought back ranger.... I must, I repeat, MUST report this to mojang and the Mc Forums for lack of non-suckage and stupidity.

Shoutout to Mythical_Sophia for donating forum days and reverting the layout to something much more pleasing to the eye

Is the forum "Community Fight Club" still active? xD

When will the server be up tonight?

Finally back from an intense 4 hour martial arts class. Everything hurts, but you should see the other guy

Shoutout to Silver for letting me know that my favorite band produced this literal eargasm

Sophia: getting stabbed is more painful than you think
Me: I've actually stabbed myself accidentally on two occasions
Soph: you're such a fucking idiot
Me: true, but I'm your fucking idiot and no one else can boast to that

pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo! Like my song? :3

Me: Insecure thats a nice name can I have it, I think it fits me well
Insecure: 80 and its yours
Me: Nvm I'll just call myself InsecureAndBroke

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