Magikkarp

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

Because sophie said I should shave

what´s the ip? Antzorg is wondering

Reminder to all siege empire staff that the briefing is taking place 4 hours from the time this post was made, or rather 1:30pm EST

Saw Doctor Strange yesterday and it sort of reminded me of back in the day talking with Rockslide about getting mod

"Rocky I've come to bargain"

Tfw inspiration for poetry comes to you at the strangest of times.

Conwylia is the only place where the word crap isn't censored but the word jorimd is

im back

Me: alright пока (bye in russian)
Sophie: wat?
Me: thats bye in russian, the informal way anyways
Me: Kinda sounds like an angry chicken no?
Me: *yelling in chicken accent* пока!!!!!!!

I've encountered a little javascript issue I'm having. My code I'm printing is:
confirm("Are you read to play?");

var age= prompt("What is your age?");

if(age<13)
{
console.log("Fuck off doge")
}
else
{
console.log("welcome")
}
console.log("You are at a Justin Bieber concert, and you hear this lyric 'Lace my shoes off, start racing.'")
console.log("Suddenly, Bieber stops and says, 'Who wants to race me?'")
var userAnswer=prompt("Do you want to race Bieber on stage?");

if (userAnswer="yes")
{
console.log("You and Bieber start racing. It's neck and neck! You win by a shoelace!")
}
else
{
console.log("Oh no! Bieber shakes his head and sings 'I set a pace, so I can race without pacing.'")
}
However even when I insert an answer other than yes it always prints the if statement and not the else. Why is this?

Nice work on #moria Toucan

The view from the Siege Empire Test Server is quite nice #Abrakhan

ur smelly

Scratch the earlier post, this gives me life

And of course the king of magikarp abuse Dogcatwhat
<3 bby

Magikarp abuse on Conwylia

Magikarp abuse on gladcraft

The Bee Movie gives me anxiety

With all the candy, you can finally evolve into Gyarados.

I felt for varying myself a bit, so I won’t post another cringey Mineplex story on your wall today. Instead, I’ll let you guess the story behind this picture and see how close you can get: